Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

me: hmmmm i really like this fancy plasticware my ice cream came in, i wonder what would be the best way to do the first step of cleaning it out

me: *remembers i have a pet dog*

me: :D

i rose to a new level of salt, there

not only did i look at my contacts to blacklist that whm, i actually passed along the name to my guildmates to do the same lol

luv it when my rdm ass rezzes the whm five times in a boss fight, only for the healer to stand there gormlessly with plenty of mana while i have less than 1%, and the whm spams stone while i am at 1/4th health so i have to beg in chat for a goddamn heal

this is the fuckin fanciest ice cream cup i've ever eaten

definitely saving the container, it's really nice sturdy plastic. should be able to drill a drainage hole in it no problem

or maybe i'll figure out some low-light houseplant that wants like pebbles/sand to drain into? that way i can show off pretty stratified layers

oh fuck it's splatfest today ain't it

i wish i had spoons to play a fuckin shooter lol

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz ah shit i didn't think of that detail... RIPperoni in pepperoni, that'll do it for sure

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz ah i've been there often lol

for the next massage, you can really reduce the sore by just chugging water and hydrating like a motherfucker right after the massage - the sore is all that lactic acid that muscles are finally giving up after they relax and then making it all ouchy, but more water helps wash that shit outta there

i try my best to remember that after the massage therapy i get and it's annoying to become a piss elemental but better than sore lol

"we come from a faraway land, called doma -"

"oh yeah! i've been there!"

"what"

"came, liberated, fought a primal, y'know, all in the day's work around here. lovely place"

"wh... but...."

"you ever thought of helping the reconstruction? they're getting it looking great these days!"

i had forgotten that the ninja storyline in #ffxiv (30 to 50 at least) is just "this is what happens when the goth kid starts hanging out with the theater kids, and it all goes wrong"

me: hey brain, throw me down my keys i mean some chillax vibes?

[CRASH]

me: WHAT THE FUCK, THAT'S NOT CHILLAX VIBES, THAT'S CRUSHING ANXIETY

my brain: oh i thought you said crushing anxiety

me: WHY WOULD I SAY CRUSHING ANXIETY

@alimcgowen OH

MY

GOODNESS

THOSE CUBE CARBUNCLES ARE SO CUTE!!!!!!!! (wheredidyougetthemomg)

i discovered what lives in the hole by the backyard door today!

or rather my dog did

bc it's a big ol' toad

i'm glad my dog does not like to chomp toads. she just wants to boop them with her nose. toads do not appreciate this lol, but she thinks the fun game is "find frog/toad, poke frog/toad, it jumps!!!!!, go find frog/toad again"

honestly you know that "what would someone yell to get you to reveal yourself in a crowd" joke?

it's probably anti-vaxx bullshit for me

just, like, yell that, wait for furious rebuttal, easily locate me

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz GOD I'M SO FUCKING WITH YOUR MOM RIGHT NOW PLEASE TELL HER A RANDOM STRANGER ON THE INTERNET AGREES WITH HER SO HARD IT CAUSES ME PHYSICAL PAIN

please consider: purple.

it's the best color.

i remembered i was levelling rogue, so i had to go make a nw glam in a slapdash manner. i think i am now sufficiently cheekily dapper to be a dabber stabber #ffxiv

cw for eye contact from a catgrill, also knives what with to stab

the fact that the monster hunter world demo on switch does not include the character creator is a crime.

a crime against me, specifically.