Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

@fluffy honestly i think it would help immensely - i know it has helped the minor bruxism i had (very pain + sleep = gnaw gnaw gnaw, thanks asleep me, you Asshole, you Fool, you Knave) - basically it could function like a very fancy splint (that also moves your jaw forward, preventing your throat from collapsing so you can still breathe unimpeded)

@fluffy just tossing this out there as i drive by the timeline -

could it be a low-level anxiety thing working against you? honestly i can't tolerate CPAP/APAP at all - it just sets off some deep lizard brings AAAA SMOTHERING panic.

there is the dental appliance solution to sleep apnea too that you may want to ask about. it's basically like wearing a retainer, so there's no stuff to wear on your face. it does make the jaw sore sometimes, but is a thing worth knowing?

listen, when i said "i hope this steroid injection does something", i wanted something HELPFUL, not "have (another) acne breakout, and also, now you get 15 Minutes Crushing Anxiety about once a day"

also sad and mad about my friends having to go through bullshit, and having no way to help them, or even spoons to help them research

feeling a bit useless and upset, more or less.

at least i got ranch pasta salad?

me: boy i'm glad that the fediverse has a different culture than other parts of the internet, dominated by whatever topics 12 year old boys most like yelling at each other in middle school

fediverse: here's grossout humor but actually i faked it. it is a social experiment, and i am the most clever

fediverse: that IS the most clever, let us talk about this endlessly! and in ways that are impossible to filter!!

me: ah... i see...

idk if it's just me but holy shit it feels like the southern usa went from 'dregs of winter' to 'SUMMER.' in record FUCKING time and i am NOT coping well

honestly at this point i'm thinking i might be better off with a bag of fuckin peas lol.

#spoonie folks and others, y'all have a favourite brand of reusable coldpack that you can use for therapeutic stuff (e.g. mushing on yourself)? chattanooga colpacs keep fuckin letting me down

i'm not exactly running these things over with a steamroller or tossing them into a meatgrinder either!!! i'm laying them on my shoulder...!!!

i just want to chill my shoulder without dealing with grey smears on my chair and clothes and person 😭

uuugh i need to summon my Can I Speak To Your Manager energy because these reusable coldpacks are fucking beyond the pale

same company, same product, held up for 7 years. great, let's get some more. 2 out of the 6 or so new ones have had to be tossed out entirely. the other 3 are all patched. the heat sealing around the edge is just... not as good as it used to be, so the grey goop is constantly leaking out. i thought putting duct tape all around the edge would head off problems, but no... =_=

as a resident Legitimate Cyborg i'd like to say, on behalf of the cyberpunk future: it's pretty fucken sweet actually

i just gotta sit on a hockey puck every so often to charge the battery in my butt and i get a busted-ass nerve to shut the fuck up and not hurt

@theguardian@friendica.hubup.pro i know this is probably the bot processing input in a way where the input is not something you have control over at all but i would just like to register that i hate "the entire blurb as a cw, and then the post is just 'read more here's a link'" is bass-ackwards and awful and i hate it with the passion of a thousand suns. thank you.

i can't believe last week lolita news is the salt queen #lolitafashion both needs, and deserves https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZO0EhkOjFs

srsly i may have bawled a little at the final point here. it's so good.

ah well, at least i can amuse myself by making my nail polish change colors when i mush it on my icepack when it dries lmao

butter mints are just EXTREMELY good texturally. like how they go from that kinda soft crunch to smooth. these kinda mints too. they're fuckin Great.

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz i legit can demolish like half a box in a blink they're so good

but i also once as a kid ate like an entire bag of butter mints in like an hour, i regret nothing

this joke is ABSOLUTELY FUCKING AWFUL and i make no apologies nor excuses for it.

also the lewd qualities of the phrase "creme de mint" will be left as an exercise to the reader

and now, here's what it looks like when @eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz 's character goes on a mountain hiking vacation in south america

me: oh maybe my fingernails are long enough to have this temperature-sensitive color-changing nail polish work!!!

me: ......

me: ok not really,