Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

it took 30 minutes for them to reply with the same tracking number

usps's tracking usually doesn't run a full week behind :|

time to queue up for Customer Service Rep (Extreme) today

"replies in 3 minutes" customer support chat has had my message for 15 minutes with no reply lmao. i mean fuck's sake don't take nearly 200 bucks from me, say you've shipped needed pain medication, and then don't ship it for a fucking week

fingers crossed that tomorrow i can do more than lay on the floor groaning lol

goodnight fediverse

sleep good

sometimes a gal just wants a nice set of pecs covered in fur to just mash her face into and smell that man musk in, y'know?

i am but a humble cishet with humble ambitions that include motorboating chest hair

listen i'm not wrong! i'm not wrong

just. apply face. to those magnificent titties. will probably come up bronzed and self-tanned. okay with this.

also i'm trying to watch a makeup video as i sleepily putter to bed and i don't think i'm going to learn anything other than the fact that i kinda want to just mush my face into Celebrity Artist Scott Barnes's furred cleavage.

(i'm not actually that salty, my dad can get me the info to log in to these places if UGA has access, since that's one of his retiree perks)

(idk if my coca-cola university degree has perks like that still but w/e)

anyway if anyone knows of someplace that has like.

victorian era newspaper scans, of newspapers that were illustrated / had big advertising sections, let me know lol

listen, i know everyone gotta eat, but motherfucker? british national library? y'all GOT money. LET ME SEE THE NEWSPAPERS

ah yes, that good ol' internet researcher problem: Everything's Fucking Paywalled

maybe my #ffxivrp brain will come back home from the wars soon

and i can get out that thought about how the two main schools of healing magic - whm and sch, more or less - operate in different ways but end up with the same result 99.9% of the time

(whm, leaning on power of the spirits, is more about returning bodies to a 'platonic ideal' version; sch is more about speeding up and enhancing natural processes already there)

@aradinfinity ooooh, those are infinitely practical and very elegant! extremely good sun-hats :>

maybe i should try one - my usual problem is my head is too big LOL

@monorail ...huh

i guess, uh, he, uhhh *looks at hand, where there is a smudged list of 'WEAD JOEKS'* he vants to suck your..... bud?

@aradinfinity ok, yeah, seattle would be a big barrier there LOL. at least there are cute hat options out there as well!! for some reason as soon as the weather turned warm my fashion senses decided they wanted nothing more than a big straw hat with lace trim, so that i can go frolic in the fields wearing it picking daisies

....then i remember i live in georgia and it's miserable out there.

but i still want the hat 😂

@aradinfinity (so for now i settle for........ really cute umbellas and parasols.....)

@aradinfinity ooooh, i have an older one in my closet like that - it's full-length though

the two i got from aliexpress are both lined in like... they called it soft fleece, but it's more like faux fur. but the really nice faux fur, kinda like minky fabric but a longer fiber length. so like a good stuffed animal that needs a haircut LOL. they're both cute as fuck, but if i wore them out in the 95 degree weather i would Instantly Die i'm sure LMAO

@aradinfinity tho i admit there is one type of cloak that if you ever see, please totally toss a link in my face

i could really use a cloak that's light and waterproof - the equivalent of a really light rain jacket. but one that's styled like a cloak, not a horrid poncho.

(i keep seeing that iridescent plastic fabric that all the instagram cool kids have jackets made out of and going "yes.... that... but a cloak...")

@aradinfinity honestly i am so fucking glad cloaks are coming back in style

...alternatively, that i just now know enough keywords of obscure fashion movements, and where to buy shit overseas, so that i can buy cloaks lol

if you ever want to pick up more cloaks, aliexpress has actually come through for me real solidly. i'm mad the weather changed before i got to wear my elegant crane-embroidered one. (COME BACK, WINTER! I GOT CUTE SHIT TO WEAR....)

ok a fistbump is not very on-brand for this interaction uhhh hmm

....in solidarity and understanding, this cis lolita offers out a very ornate gothic choker and this really cute pair of pearl wire kitty ears, to stand side by side with the trans girl fashionistas.

THERE WE GO

CULTURAL EXCHANGE, EVERYBODY