Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

@monorail @InspectorCaracal it's gargon but he's gone french or someshit

@monorail @InspectorCaracal garjon

@InspectorCaracal gif.... jargon............... soft g/j sound..... IT ALL MAKES SENSE

@InspectorCaracal nothing is a real word, have you even Seen the english language

also in the spirit of community, after yoinking so many emojis like for my discord servers from masto, allow me to give a few in return

1. :sadbutaesthetic: aka vaporwave frowny

2. :willrememberthat: aka social down from the sims, bc sometimes, that's just all you got my dudes

3. glue gun (superior replacement for any gun emoji use among crafty friends)

4. an emoji size version of this cat gif that i honestly think is probably old enough to vote by now

@darksouls i don't like this slogan for breath of the wild :(

there's a guild on balmung in #ffxiv with the tag AP-RP and every time i see it, i imagine, with no small amount of terror still there from my high school days, what exactly an Advanced Placement test about roleplay would be like

why write contrary-for-contrary's-sake opinions about the politics of people existing when you could join me in the REAL fun end of the pool:

GIF IS PRONOUNCED WITH A SOFT G

no i will not be taking questions no i will not be explaining myself don't at me i know i'm right

@HerraBRE i think you may be missing that when people express frustrations, "i hate [oppressive group]" is often shorthand for "i hate the systems perpetuated by oppressive group to keep oppressive group in power and those that continue these systems".

otherwise, honestly, this reads as "a man who claims to be feminist got very upset by a woman venting frustrations and has clad NOT ALL MEN in some wokeness so he can impress us all with his superior enlightenment".

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online we talkin sexy tops bc there the answer is just 1. me, 2. me, 3. me -

OKAY OKAY OKAY i'm gonna assume shirt tops

i will hold myself back from cheating bc my usual uniform is dress + leggings, and a dress isn't REALLY a top, so

1. the blouse i have from rainbow that has fucking ridic 3-tier huge bell sleeves

2. sleep t-shirt that is very softe from target and says "be the person your pet thinks you are"

3. comfy t-shirt from rainbow with ruffledy short sleeves and bow collar

@darksouls i tried desperately to find a picture of a knight on a moving sidewalk, but, alas, no dice

@dankwraith i desperately want to print this out and show it to my dad so he can laugh about it but then i would have to explain mastodon to him, and i am too much of a coward for that unfortunately

sure, why not

me: okay, time to see what is going on in the world!

the news: *is the news.*

me: ...................................that's enough for today i think before the bleak void of despair swallows me,

i feel like for neopronouns we need to look at a commonly used, unpatched bit of nonsense that the famously buggy english language uses, that is something large parts of the english language is built to depend on, so detractors can't say tickity boo about it:

say the pronouns are straight-up stolen from another language

bam, it's good english now

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

like contrast that to how in modern day "home ec" is sort of laughed off as a junk course, if something not needed at all, because "well it's all simple things you can figure it out"

and here's mrs beeton from the past, yelling YOU ARE AS A GENERAL WITH AN ARMY, THIS IS A TOUGH JOB DESERVING OF STUDY

god i love mrs beeton

just please don't make me eat 3/4 of her recipes

i also genuinely love how Mrs. Beeton starts it off

"AS WITH THE COMMANDER OF AN ARMY, or the leader of any enterprise, so
is it with the mistress of a house."

immediate equation with ladies running households as a leadership position that has a lot of power and requires dedication! there is no "oh, it's just silly woman stuff" devaluing of domestic management on Mrs. Beeton's watch!!!

not that the victorian ideal of 'heart of the home' was unproblematic but still