Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

@InspectorCaracal galaxy brain: Bertie Wooster sauce

mmm, that authentic P.G. Wodehouse taste

@InspectorCaracal i am about 95% sure i got it wrong there honestly

this is why we should all be civilized, like the spanish, who just call it salsa inglesa.

anyone who can actually say worchestershire sauce without boldly striding into the word, getting lost, living off the land, and finally returning with a full beard grown on the other side to find that their spouse has remarried after they were assumed to be dead,

is a better person at saying shit than i am honestly

@popstar@myasstodon.xyz i agree with this completely but also as a certified dumbass:

bold of you to assume i know how to say daenerys targaryen instead of trying three times, giving up, and dubbing her "danny banany with the lizard friends"

also please don't make say worchestershire sauce

@Alyx i mean i live in the south

my bar for "a neat historical marker" is so low that ants have trouble limboing underneath it (HOORAY, IT'S NOT THE CONFEDERACY)

https://www.theverge.com/2019/6/16/18680941/new-hampshire-basic-first-historical-marker-beginners-all-purpose-symbolic-instruction-code?fbclid=IwAR2GpuYd0FZERSAEj70f3hE0Ha-OoiIJzsdER0KLExen0xrSXnMcdQ3Uqdg hey here's a cool compsci thing! first historical marker for programming history erected!

so i also have a breath of the wild fic concept, presented here in meme format

i'm just saying i could use some beauty-and-the-beast type shit, except there is no beastly curse, it's just that link has been running around feral with only his horse for company and zelda needs to get a spray bottle for when he starts climbing the furniture/equipping the oyster fork like a sword/stuffing every single ingredient in the castle kitchens into his pants

@Alyx you sure can sport, just don't tell mom in case she thinks you're gonna spoil your dinner

hap father's day

if ur dad sucks

i am now your dad, despite being a cishet woman

let's go grill a football, sport

breath of the wild is, to me, a really good but not quite perfect game

and

it's really good it's not absolutely perfect because if it was i would just play it for five bajillion million hours

@benhamill@cybre.space it's not quite the same thing, but you might consider looking at shrub (drink) recipes - a type of fruit vinegar that you'd then use as a syrup to make a drink similar to lemonade, really popular in colonial america era thereabouts

also relishes! after all, sauerkraut is just fermented cabbage relish. there are very likely other fermented/pickled relish recipes using fruit out there! chow chow might be a good stepping stone there, since it's primarily green tomato based.

i forgot to actually hit post on this because i was tired. i am now still just as tired, but significantly more hydrated skin-wise

fuckit, sometimes you gotta just put on a sheet mask and get through the day

also this is a "vaguely interested in kbeauty" rite of passage: the It Has Snail Goop In It Somewhere"

if you spend too much time paying attention to fashion history, you too can start devoting far too much brainspace to characterization via dresses

i wish i wasn't incredibly exhausted today

especially because i have an urge to doodle Pearl and Marina in wedding dresses (while marrying each other, of course) because it's fun doing costume design tbh

incidentally the sort of dresses i'd put them in are L side for Pearl (surprisingly sleek and modern, sculptural, embroidery but no lace) and R for Marina (mermaid cut, long train, tons of lace, very romantic and gushy, illusion lace back)

cw for eye contact of the dress models

i've got no idea what has been going on in the distance, but i would just like to say again as a reminder:

if i forget to cw some shit, or should be cwing some shit, please bop me over the head and i'll get on it

i'm not being passive-aggressive, i've just got a bad brain full of chronic illness and fog and probably tadpoles or some shit, i dunno man, i just work here

homestar runner is trending on twitter, because people are going "i don't know why homestar runner is trending and was real scared for a moment but i guess we're all being nostalgic? anyway homestar runner's pretty great" and honestly

this is the most pure and good i think i've ever seen twitter

i really need to find/make some emoji so i can :thecheat: and :lilbrudder: at people on discord

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz the 8up was when it still had lithium in it, so it's the illegal 7up now*

*note: not as much of a joke as one would think https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/7_Up#History