Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

"don't stop, keep on going!!!"

"but link!!! you're starting to flash red, you're down to one heart or less!!"

"yeah but that ain't my fucking safeword, KEEP GOING DAMMIT"

fuck me, my teres minor is so fucking upset

it's been a "nothing for it but to lay down and sob" kinda day

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz ah fuck i can't believe au ra exchange affection by simulating moonbase alpha earthquakes at one another

BRBRBRBRBRBRBRBR.....

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz huh... horns are also how they hear (they're hollow) so i wonder what that must sound like to the two au ra lol

SCRRRRRRR SCRRRRR SCRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

@KayGRadley if you do that i will punch you straight into the sun and ground you from social media for the next five decades because i get way too much of that creepy shit trying to be tossed at my person due to an interest in lolita fashion when i just want to wear lace and not be part of anyone's fetish and it is incredibly tiresome to have to continue dodging and weaving such bullshit as the background radiation of existing.

@InspectorCaracal galaxy brain: Bertie Wooster sauce

mmm, that authentic P.G. Wodehouse taste

@InspectorCaracal i am about 95% sure i got it wrong there honestly

this is why we should all be civilized, like the spanish, who just call it salsa inglesa.

anyone who can actually say worchestershire sauce without boldly striding into the word, getting lost, living off the land, and finally returning with a full beard grown on the other side to find that their spouse has remarried after they were assumed to be dead,

is a better person at saying shit than i am honestly

@popstar@myasstodon.xyz i agree with this completely but also as a certified dumbass:

bold of you to assume i know how to say daenerys targaryen instead of trying three times, giving up, and dubbing her "danny banany with the lizard friends"

also please don't make say worchestershire sauce

@Alyx i mean i live in the south

my bar for "a neat historical marker" is so low that ants have trouble limboing underneath it (HOORAY, IT'S NOT THE CONFEDERACY)

https://www.theverge.com/2019/6/16/18680941/new-hampshire-basic-first-historical-marker-beginners-all-purpose-symbolic-instruction-code?fbclid=IwAR2GpuYd0FZERSAEj70f3hE0Ha-OoiIJzsdER0KLExen0xrSXnMcdQ3Uqdg hey here's a cool compsci thing! first historical marker for programming history erected!

so i also have a breath of the wild fic concept, presented here in meme format

i'm just saying i could use some beauty-and-the-beast type shit, except there is no beastly curse, it's just that link has been running around feral with only his horse for company and zelda needs to get a spray bottle for when he starts climbing the furniture/equipping the oyster fork like a sword/stuffing every single ingredient in the castle kitchens into his pants

@Alyx you sure can sport, just don't tell mom in case she thinks you're gonna spoil your dinner

hap father's day

if ur dad sucks

i am now your dad, despite being a cishet woman

let's go grill a football, sport

breath of the wild is, to me, a really good but not quite perfect game

and

it's really good it's not absolutely perfect because if it was i would just play it for five bajillion million hours

@benhamill@cybre.space it's not quite the same thing, but you might consider looking at shrub (drink) recipes - a type of fruit vinegar that you'd then use as a syrup to make a drink similar to lemonade, really popular in colonial america era thereabouts

also relishes! after all, sauerkraut is just fermented cabbage relish. there are very likely other fermented/pickled relish recipes using fruit out there! chow chow might be a good stepping stone there, since it's primarily green tomato based.

i forgot to actually hit post on this because i was tired. i am now still just as tired, but significantly more hydrated skin-wise

fuckit, sometimes you gotta just put on a sheet mask and get through the day

also this is a "vaguely interested in kbeauty" rite of passage: the It Has Snail Goop In It Somewhere"