Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

@InspectorCaracal @monorail very true LOL, i'm guessing that maybe it's a bit of a gradient and the norm isn't like perfectly perfect recall, but that there are areas where things get mushy at the borders

thinking about thinking is weird

at least this has actual science behind it and not that "fun fact" i've seen a few times that "if you hear your thoughts like a voice at all that's a sign of mental illness!" which just makes me absolutely sure that's bullshit bc otherwise HOW DO YOU THINK

@InspectorCaracal @monorail i do have times when it gets more... mushy? like when i'm trying to work out a scene for writing - usually it's listen to a song and then picture shit to it, lol - sometimes the idea starts as more movement, and then i have to refine and refine to focus on what's going on and how it works.

maybe part of my imagination is actually a frog and as such only sees movement?? MYSTERIES OF THE UNIVERSE

@monorail not perfectly clear all the time but uh

i can get stuck in that mode of everything visual if i read enough comics/graphic novels tho, because my brain just goes "oh so THAT'S what we're doing, ok then"

idk what sort of syndrome THAT is

put-down-the-comic-book-you-nerd-itis

facebook reminded me of this so have an eorzea fashion retrospective from a year ago #ffxiv #morelikelookatmycatgirltagamirite

@hierarchon "if you ain't gonna limit break during sex what is even the point. that's why we have phoenix downs" - that fic, probably

@monorail may i offer a weak and distant PCOS solidarity fistbump because fuck this stubble bullshit honestly

i may be mostly saying that because i can't shave for shit but, y'know, still. mood

"don't stop, keep on going!!!"

"but link!!! you're starting to flash red, you're down to one heart or less!!"

"yeah but that ain't my fucking safeword, KEEP GOING DAMMIT"

fuck me, my teres minor is so fucking upset

it's been a "nothing for it but to lay down and sob" kinda day

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz ah fuck i can't believe au ra exchange affection by simulating moonbase alpha earthquakes at one another

BRBRBRBRBRBRBRBR.....

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz huh... horns are also how they hear (they're hollow) so i wonder what that must sound like to the two au ra lol

SCRRRRRRR SCRRRRR SCRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

@KayGRadley if you do that i will punch you straight into the sun and ground you from social media for the next five decades because i get way too much of that creepy shit trying to be tossed at my person due to an interest in lolita fashion when i just want to wear lace and not be part of anyone's fetish and it is incredibly tiresome to have to continue dodging and weaving such bullshit as the background radiation of existing.

@InspectorCaracal galaxy brain: Bertie Wooster sauce

mmm, that authentic P.G. Wodehouse taste

@InspectorCaracal i am about 95% sure i got it wrong there honestly

this is why we should all be civilized, like the spanish, who just call it salsa inglesa.

anyone who can actually say worchestershire sauce without boldly striding into the word, getting lost, living off the land, and finally returning with a full beard grown on the other side to find that their spouse has remarried after they were assumed to be dead,

is a better person at saying shit than i am honestly

@popstar@myasstodon.xyz i agree with this completely but also as a certified dumbass:

bold of you to assume i know how to say daenerys targaryen instead of trying three times, giving up, and dubbing her "danny banany with the lizard friends"

also please don't make say worchestershire sauce

@Alyx i mean i live in the south

my bar for "a neat historical marker" is so low that ants have trouble limboing underneath it (HOORAY, IT'S NOT THE CONFEDERACY)

https://www.theverge.com/2019/6/16/18680941/new-hampshire-basic-first-historical-marker-beginners-all-purpose-symbolic-instruction-code?fbclid=IwAR2GpuYd0FZERSAEj70f3hE0Ha-OoiIJzsdER0KLExen0xrSXnMcdQ3Uqdg hey here's a cool compsci thing! first historical marker for programming history erected!

so i also have a breath of the wild fic concept, presented here in meme format

i'm just saying i could use some beauty-and-the-beast type shit, except there is no beastly curse, it's just that link has been running around feral with only his horse for company and zelda needs to get a spray bottle for when he starts climbing the furniture/equipping the oyster fork like a sword/stuffing every single ingredient in the castle kitchens into his pants