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@Alyx you sure can sport, just don't tell mom in case she thinks you're gonna spoil your dinner

hap father's day

if ur dad sucks

i am now your dad, despite being a cishet woman

let's go grill a football, sport

breath of the wild is, to me, a really good but not quite perfect game

and

it's really good it's not absolutely perfect because if it was i would just play it for five bajillion million hours

@benhamill@cybre.space it's not quite the same thing, but you might consider looking at shrub (drink) recipes - a type of fruit vinegar that you'd then use as a syrup to make a drink similar to lemonade, really popular in colonial america era thereabouts

also relishes! after all, sauerkraut is just fermented cabbage relish. there are very likely other fermented/pickled relish recipes using fruit out there! chow chow might be a good stepping stone there, since it's primarily green tomato based.

i forgot to actually hit post on this because i was tired. i am now still just as tired, but significantly more hydrated skin-wise

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fuckit, sometimes you gotta just put on a sheet mask and get through the day

also this is a "vaguely interested in kbeauty" rite of passage: the It Has Snail Goop In It Somewhere"

if you spend too much time paying attention to fashion history, you too can start devoting far too much brainspace to characterization via dresses :thinkhappy:

i wish i wasn't incredibly exhausted today

especially because i have an urge to doodle Pearl and Marina in wedding dresses (while marrying each other, of course) because it's fun doing costume design tbh

incidentally the sort of dresses i'd put them in are L side for Pearl (surprisingly sleek and modern, sculptural, embroidery but no lace) and R for Marina (mermaid cut, long train, tons of lace, very romantic and gushy, illusion lace back)

cw for eye contact of the dress models

CW, CWs, shitbags mentioned, social engineering I guess? 🤷 

theory: all the shitbags running bots don't want to have to figure out how to develop a system of CWing the content accurately and so they're part of the chorus of chumps whining about CWs in general

i've got no idea what has been going on in the distance, but i would just like to say again as a reminder:

if i forget to cw some shit, or should be cwing some shit, please bop me over the head and i'll get on it

i'm not being passive-aggressive, i've just got a bad brain full of chronic illness and fog and probably tadpoles or some shit, i dunno man, i just work here

homestar runner is trending on twitter, because people are going "i don't know why homestar runner is trending and was real scared for a moment but i guess we're all being nostalgic? anyway homestar runner's pretty great" and honestly

this is the most pure and good i think i've ever seen twitter

i really need to find/make some emoji so i can :thecheat: and :lilbrudder: at people on discord

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz the 8up was when it still had lithium in it, so it's the illegal 7up now*

*note: not as much of a joke as one would think en.wikipedia.org/wiki/7_Up#His

@dee@kitty.town well how else would you get the coconuts places

via swallow?

(now the referential joke ouroboros is complete, my work is done here)

@halcy i do remember from my biology degree days there's been extensive study on this! largely looking at different types of birds as model animals. some songbirds seem to be able to learn, some have more of an innate knowledge of their song, etc.

there's a lot of fascinating research out there (if, i will warn you, you have the stomach to read about animal medical testing, which some may not)

@dee@kitty.town either that or it's a cowboy type ranger, riding on horseback, using lasso and prods to move the coconuts along in their great migration to be sold

GIT ALONG NOW LITTLE NUTTIES

@dee@kitty.town i'm going to go with yes, especially if at some point you make an excuse to stream/talk about Fallout New Vegas and make the icon for it be you as an NCR ranger followed by a nonplussed companion clacking together coconuts like it's Monty Python and the Holy Grail

because that's immediately where my mind went with Coconut Ranger for some reason

New Pokémon Sword/Shield Gym Leader cosplay 

@SapphicGirafarig@donphan.social i'm going to be just agog over here at how QUICKLY and ACCURATELY a cosplay got put together

like damn, that's hella good for a closet cosplay! i wouldn't have known it was a closet cosplay at all if not for the caption LOL

just got done with trial roul and i swear one of the healers, a sch, went directly to 20% mana and didn't go above it for the entire rest of the susano fight. *with* me mana shifting them constantly

this is why you shouldn't learn to do all roles in mmorpgs, kids! because then you'll notice when people fuck up and :blobnervous: the whole time you watch them

@InspectorCaracal the main goodies i've seen be extremely useful are annotations (scar x, marking y, always wears necklace with additional closeup of it, etc), and colors off to the side in blocks (easily eyedropperable). so a list like - eyes [block of color], fur [block of color], separate from the drawings. even putting a hex code of the specific colors if you REALLY wanna be fancypants and make life easy on artists later commissioned.

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