Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

egregious bad selfie time

i look a bit of a fright because this is after going out and i only remembered OH RIGHT I WANTED TO TAKE A PICTURE until i changed into my pjs

however

t-rex necklace

t-rexlace

(cw for eye contact)

finally did something other than faff around in botw and urbosa is... absolutely the best team mom

she's gonna be there after i defeat ganon with orange slices and capri suns

this is the whole setup of botw2, incidentally. shit goes down 'cos she makes link go and give the loser a high-five because it's Good Sportsmanship

@sandrockcstm i ponder this question, and then ask if i can get some clarification about if mr mime's dick is as good as Ash's mom leads me to believe

the djinn kills me instantly

hello #ffxiv tag, please have this

[ignis voice] *snaps fingers* that's it! i've come up with a new mspaint abomination!

"what tusky is doing to gab users is morally wrong and against the spirit of open source software because -"

hhhHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA

yeah that's gonna be a preemptive block from me right there buddy

i was trying to do a "sans undertale" style joke, but i realize now when i call him Mr. Link Zelda it just makes it sound like he took zelda's last name when they got married except zelda only has one name so they were just like "oh tack it on anyway, good enough" and/or Princess is her first name and Zelda is her last name

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online every so often i just get confirmations of my cishet nature because i'm not all "wow nice" but instead "wow, the red outline of her bikini looks almost photoshopped! i don't think it is actually on closer inspection, but that's a lucky shot with it being able to lay on the body preserving that graphical punch. i wonder what it's made out of. some kinda knit perhaps, looks like?" while simultaneously staring at this poor cosplayer's crotch

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz apparently the alt-right Trumpers are so upset by this that they've vowed to boycott Harvard

you know, the ivy league university that none of them have a snowball's chance in hell of attending. that Harvard

it's fucking *hilarious*

@Canageek@cybre.space it is 10/10 incredibly worth it. idk how twirly kilts are due to fabric but if you find a like lightweight broomstick skirt that just happens to be in your size you can try on? do it. twirl. fuckin GREAT

@Canageek@cybre.space you *could* but i'd think that runs slightly more of a risk of pantsing yourself

at least compared to, like, a dress with pockets. which is what i am envisioning because if you do a full skirt, you can shove all kinda shit in your pockets before it gets obvious, AND you get to twirly, so that's a win-win

@Canageek@cybre.space (deleted and redrafted because i accidentally a word as to make it pure nonsense. well done me)

@Canageek@cybre.space yeah but have you ever tried to gleefully stick your hands in your utility belt? it don't work as good

note: there can be an episode where batman gets a hint that they're where they are and comes on down to try and find them

however

this will be played completely for comedy as batgirl, robin, wonder woman, superman, etc. all totally see Harley and Ivy and all react with "y'all are doing good shit actually, we're going to keep fucking mum even if this means some very silly LOOK-A-THREE-HEADED-MONKEY behavior so we can keep batman from seeing you"

bonus: this opens up for a TV show pilot of Harley and Ivy in the rainforest, with the villains-of-the-week being various flavors of people coming to clear-cut the forest for various reasons etc., so kind of like captain planet but is now vengeful lesbians

Harley is able to sit down and help with the mental troubles of the nearby town dealing with the effects of being part of that system, Ivy helps regrow the forest, they both take care to learn and respect the traditions/people already there