Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

@monorail YOU'RE AHEAD OF ME ON THE GOOD IDEA TRAIN

@monorail well, time to upgrade to sticking the finger gun in your mouth and blowing your imaginary brains out that way :^)

note: this is a bad idea

p.s. yes that is a reference to the Dot Dot Dot dramatic reading because for some reason "stranth" took up residence in my head (along with "be-a-coo-aze") and has never left https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z2Z23SAFVA

also i would just like to make a controversial statement:

bowsette is fine but if it's all "we've inexplicably made this strong, muscular character have pure lily white skin and legs with all the definition of hot dogs when femme'd, despite the original character being a downright bara icon of STRANTH", you a coward with shit taste

if bowsette can't crush heads with her thighs and take you to the gun show, It Ain't Right

@gnarlyanimal@snouts.online i hate that i somehow know this but i think this is the exact storyline of Jim Sterling's character in the amateur wrestling scene over there

here's four things pinned in my channel on discord that i believe form an adequate gestalt summary of my being

i forgot i had this pinned in my channel on a discord server and laughed at it all over again

listen y'all can't just say stuff like "we should eliminate all cis people" and NOT be over at my house with a shotgun to come take me out behind the shed to Ol' Yeller my chronically-in-pain ass

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz one, this story is just. amazing all around

two, i'm glad that you were able to be more polite than me because the bad idea gland in my brain would have gone into overdrive and i probably would have answered with something like "of course we love miku hatsune! she invented minecraft and the super bowl!"

she's then sent, i shit you not, at least 3 - probably more like 5 - friend requests on facebook i have politely denied

i have NO idea why she thinks we're besties.

possibly because we both like sci-fi and fantasy??? but she was such a terrible teacher that my birthday present that year was LITERALLY REFERENCE BOOKS I COULD PULL OUT TO ARGUE WITH HER, and then took them with me to Every Class Thereafter.

the "dance like no-one is watching" motto is very strange for me because the one truly awful teacher i had at my rich bitch private middle/high school gave me a magnet with it on it as a graduation gift (and did not give other students anything)

why is this weird?

because i hated her fucking guts, did not really make this a secret, and my one crowning moment of awesome in hs was letting loose and making her cry in class once

@BabaIsBot ah yes, Baba Is Southern now

hello everybody

have a bad video of me fishing for pups with spaghetti https://youtu.be/LYLwv-UTGDY

i feel like this snippet from my goth bunny's character sheet https://docs.google.com/document/d/1y8w_7kG1ObtWAr6AxLORpW6ndi4yatdMOA49b-to-Rc/edit?usp=sharing is a pretty good summary of her

Davalia Thousandfoe is Horny Only for Murder-Stabbing Garleans. Sorry, Everyone.