Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz (though those happen at the end of every, like... 'chapter' of the story, so to speak. the this-is-where-you'd-be-waiting-a-bit-since-they-didn't-come-out-all-at-once moments.)

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz hmm - maybe see if you like the groove of it initially? it depends on if you liked ARR Hildy i think

i loved all Hildy so i admit i'm biased lmao, but i feel like SB Hildy served up a bit more classic goofs very much flavored by like... "ah yes, this is definitely some references to traditional japanese comedy/theater that i am totally not getting right now, but this is still enjoyable"

the ending dance routines at the fake theater are also totally worth watching imho

so here in unexpected youtube recs, here's a rather nice video from someone talking about makeup that is physically easy to apply, for both beginners and - specifically mentioning! - people who have disabilities https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVoHvj7N05Q&t=1s

might be useful for my fellow #spoonie folks who want to play with makeup!!

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz SHE LOOKS SO GOOD also i groaned at Treble Cleave so that's how you know it's a good punny name

*enthusiastically dances a little jig while singing* THE WORST THING 🎵 ABOUT THIS PERIOD 🎵 IS TH CLOTS 🎵 GETTIN' STUCK 🎵 UP IN MY CLIT 🎵

@Zero_Democracy i perpetually chug opioids and cbd like it's my job. which i guess it is given i'm disabled and all?

shit, i think galaxy braining myself is a sign i should be in bed LMFAO........

@Alyx i think they may have been hard candies which makes me sad because really for that you need the little bubbles that go pop in an extremely satisfying manner

it does look hella good though

@Zero_Democracy i'm "strawberry chronic hellpain" and i think it's pretty fuckin' good as far as names go honestly

listen, if nintendo don't want me to speculate on just how fish-like zora get in botw up to and including "babe i wanna eat your roe so bad when you drop your eggs after i make you cum so hard", they SHOULD have EXPLAINED more thoroughly at the time!!!

however with the advent of gooigi i'm fairly certain they all know what they're doing. i'm on to you nintendo

@Alyx i make no apologies for this because the cws were there

but to celebrate, would you like a slice of this amusingly sushi-shaped cake

no problem it's fine it's just 2am and i'm looking up pictures of extracting salmon roe from a live salmon to explain the previously-written-on-here terrible terrible lewd thing i considered earlier

this is a good and proper thing to do, yes

party hard

"and it's very selfish of me i know but i mean, don't get me wrong, link's cum is tasty as well, but sometimes it really is nice to get a little energy back by eating some roe, you know? it's just a lot, y'know, fattier, instead of more watery, and i know you get more protein with that but for a balanced diet for proper gains -"

"SIDON. SIDON. I LOVE YOU. BUT I'M GOING TO NEED YOU TO HOLD THE FUCK UP *SIGNIFICANTLY*"

"wh...h...."

"i don't mean to put too much pressure on you!! i know it's one of those things where sometimes it happens and sometimes it doesn't, but i know it might be i'm just not doing something correctly, or maybe not making you relaxed enough, or..."

"h.... w...h............."

"zelda are you awake"

"mmh yeah, what's up sidon" "do... i satisfy you?"

"what"

"i mean, like, sexually. you can be honest! i won't get angry about it at all!"

"...s-sidon i mean i would think all the enthusiastic yelling that i've made my stance clear"

"it's just, well, every time we've had sex, you've not dropped ANY roe! and i know we haven't been in a mating pool at all, but still..."

some people????? write several bajillion words on a microblogging site in one disgusting conga line of posts????? to cope????????????

/is this meme dead yet
//what is dead may never die

@Kaypar@snouts.online she tried to get a cool one for awhile, and then tried to get people to just use her regular name it's fine urrghghgh, but she's so chat-happy that unfortunately she now has the codename

Heylisten

@InspectorCaracal i have never communicated an idea with any brevity in my entire life and i have the english degree to prove it