Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

@lynnesbian obviously the answer is "i love you six" because we've established a pattern of "i love you 2 (x 1, implied)", "i love you 2 x 2", so now we must reply with "i love you 2 x 3", or: i love you six

i can't believe i just made a math joke. i have to go dunk my dyscalculia-ey ass in a bucket of english lit symbolism now

and now it's time to farm the qitana ravel because I WILL NOT LEAVE UNTIL I HAVE THAT FULL SET OF CASTER GEAR

i have a very very good catgrill. that is all

sometimes cutscenes have rather nice lighting

cw'd for eye contact

LET!!!!
THE CATS!!!!!
K I S S !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anyway have i mentioned i love the secret world's writing? because i love the secret world's writing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDpy54V5CiQ please have moutemouia take it away

me: y'know it's hard with little dialog, but maybe Link's found a voice for me to write him! let's see how it's going!

link: *leans in close to offered mic* i have become increasingly aware of how my story repeats and repeats with me laying down my life endlessly to protect hyrule yet still here and if you need me i will be hanging with moutemouia from TSW, both of us exhausted and yearning for the sweet release of our vigils finally being done

me: ....

link: uh i mean

link: hyah?

ok i'm genuinely a bit excited for this one

nobody:

absolutely nobody:

nobody on god's green earth:

my brain, still singing the titania theme: FA LA LA LA LA ~

okay time to grumpily play breath of the wild in bed now that i think i have appeased my shoulder appropriately

goodnight mastodon

you should also go the fuck to sleep. y'know, eventually

@popefucker@cybre.space especially after you get past the introduction bits which was often just a conga line of abbreviations

then you get to realize that romans were waaaaay into chatspeak and thus nihil novi sub sole my dudes

@Pyretta @noelle ovid was up his ass so hard that he turned himself inside-out so if he's a comrade he's definitely the one that you avoid making eye contact with at all costs because if you get within his radius at the coffee shop he WILL mansplain to you basic concepts for the next 3 hours while not letting you get in a word in edgewise (but simultaneously expecting you to fawn over how learned and intelligent he is)

fuck ovid, is what i'm sayin', and i stand by that

i would also like to commend my pancreas on its timing because it did this while i was in a stint of eating pre-packaged diet meals, and i spent half that summer sobbing because i knew i needed to eat but was too nauseated to do so,

so now if anyone tries to get fatphobic about it at me: i was literally eating kale and eggwhite omelettes when my pancreas went on walkabout, so S U C K I T

happy three-year diabetes diagnosis anniversary to meee

3 years ago my blood sugar was over 500 when i plodded into the ER that night, and now:

1. my a1c is 5.1, better than my (non-diabetic) dad's

2. i'm down to taking only 4 units of long-acting insulin a day (and am about to come off it completely, only taking metformin and a weekly rx)

3. i can actually eat food and be cool in summer bc, let me tell ya: blood sugar of 500+ feels BAD!

"harp that's not really a spoiler at all, why did you tag that"

.........................better joke setup

stupid #ffxiv joke with minor shadowbringers spoilers if you consider a minion a spoiler i guess:

left: me with the snapchat filter on

right: me without the snapchat filter

@noelle and then in latin you get to infinitives that aren't present active and find that Ovid (that MOTHERFUCKER) has not only split them, but wedged, like, two fucking lines in between one part and the next,

so basically all language is fake and fuck you ovid.

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz i'm going to vote for none of the above, arcanist/summoner because carbuncles good.