Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

the chaotic column of dnd alignments is perfectly typified by things like "two trucks" going out of its way to make itself a bop that sticks in your head for years while also being a song about trucks having sex. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WchseC9aKTU

summer beauty struggles include carefully positioning your fan and finding a good pair of pj shorts so that you can adequately cool yourself off enough to tolerate putting on socks to help your feet absorb the foot cream you got

@sashahamilton boy it'd be some delightful fire and brimstone to bring forth.

but i guess in the end... all one can do... is.... *slowly puts on sunglasses* call me lot's wife cos i be salty

@sashahamilton ...'cause it weren't the gays, it was the fact that two angels in the guise of men came to the towns, relying on hospitality (which was a Big Deal in that time period), and immediately got offered up to be raped for the enjoyment of those who lived there. the town was just cool with this shit.

kind of like how everyone around here is okay with reported rapes at frat parties as long as it's good football to watch...

@sashahamilton i've often thought that if i wanted to make my old southern baptist church really hate me, i could preach a real great sermon about how Gammorah and Sodom do have a really relevant message to sexual morality-

and it's that the towns, besides being greedy, perpetuated rape culture on an enormous systematic scale.

kind of like how star football players get away with raping women because "he's got such a bright future"...

listen, lion king remake, detective pikachu, et cetera

if cgi fur is getting this good, y'all are gonna have to start handing out stuffed animals for people to cuddle while watching the movie, so i don't get distracted the whole time going GNGNGNGHHHNNGN FUZZEY WANT TOUCH THE IT..............

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz i know this phenomenon well

i have such a backlog of movies i need and want to see, but i don't have brainspace for movies, and it's very frustrating, so i end up uhhh watching cheezy murder mysteries instead. it's frustrating as hell

if you listen closely you can probably hear @eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz sobbing after asking 'is there anything whiter than x' and receiving more cursed fucking knowledge from my wonderbread ass

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz may i submit https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dallas_(1978_TV_series) for consideration.

realized that i hadn't had an ice pack on my shoulder in a couple of hours and that it was downright sizzling

pulled out the non-contact thermometer again

bad shoulder is 98 degrees, good shoulder is 90 on the surface. so i'm well air-conditioned except for THE PROBLEM CHILD. because DUDE. WHAT THE FUCK

@efertone oh nice!! thank you, that's really useful for when i get rdm up!

...of course i've been having enough bad luck with roulettes right now that here's hoping rng is due to give me some credit and one duo run later it'll be sorted and i'll have the minion for my alt LOL

@efertone there is the small matter that i hate playing sch LMAO

now that i've got myself all in tome gear today, i can work on getting rdm up through roulettes, though :) between that and trusts because i want those minions, it's not going to be too difficult.

(or just take up a guildmate's offer to duo it LOL)

@efertone sadly i got to the first boss and realized that on summoner, it ain't happening

since my buncle can't hold aggro while i heal it now 😩 and physick is straight-up useless

i think it could be doable as rdm though (sadly, i don't have it to 80 yet)

who has cursed me in ffxiv to suffer an onslaught of stone mages. how can i apply to have this reversed

time to see if i can do some stunts in ffxiv and see if i can solo baelsar's wall at lv 80 smn

because i have decided that my viera needs a bullpup named Bjáni