Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

@melaninpony the first picture COULD be so good but then that POSE????

like where is the focal point here? is it tits? is it face? is it swirly? is it gemstone? too busy! TOO BUSY and you put it all up in one lump, artist, so now it's just confusing!

i swear to god i'm going to have to redline the thing if i stare at it more

@melaninpony honestly what really makes them offensive to the senses is that i can tell there are good ideas for a cheesecakey silly sexy picture If They Had Just Done Better Execution

why are her titties replaced with some hawaiian rolls. am i going to make ham and cheese mini-sandwiches with em.

anyway the storm has passed now but earlier the power went out - flickery, then fully out, then back up in under a minute - and just before i heard something outside give a very distinct VOOOOM noise

not organic but also not car-related sounding mechanical

so uhhhh i'm guessing that's what an unhappy transformer might sound like idk

"is that an icon of amethyst from steven universe stylized, or is this a sexy femme grimace from mcdonald's" and other questions i didn't expect to ask myself but here we are

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online is this really how you want to introduce your new fursona tho

@InspectorCaracal see as long as you can't zoom in on a 3d space and individually check out the appearance of your dwarves i'm safe

or at least i can just substitute in the old Creatures games for that itch

i hope dwarf fortress never gets updated graphics

not because i hate the game. quite the opposite. i've never played it because i am terrified at how into it i might get. if it was like Sims 3 level of graphical detail, i would never get anything done in the rest of my life

so i saw this screenshot a friend linked on twitter https://twitter.com/LejayXIV/status/1158040083221504000?s=19

and in response

i quickly mspainted together all i could think of

Stupid Sexy Urianger strikes again #ffxiv

cw'd for eye contact + while not technically nsfw i feel like it is in the spirit of nsfw in that it would be a bit of a doing to explain to a nosy boss glimpsing it over your shoulder

ah fuck okay i should go the fuck to sleep i gotta be up in 7 hours to get up to go see the lawyer about appealing my disability benefits getting taken away because they declared me 'totes fit to work' literally less than 2 weeks before my surgery and so i see a lawyer the day before surgery ha haHAa AHA AHAH.

anyway

goo nite

please imagine this post but retold in like, spooky story around the campfire where somebody's holding a flashlight under their chin, for full effect

bad news: tops are real on mastodon but the wish for a top to be on masto was granted by the monkey's paw so all you got is me

the cishet girl domme

Sorry Everyone

@InspectorCaracal wait but it's only one shoulder so

AW DUNK HAVE I BEEN SEPHIROTH THIS WHOLE TIME

@InspectorCaracal i mean the face is probably hurting eventually in with like

all the rest of him

metaphor checks out

@InspectorCaracal IT'S SUCH BULLSHIT

i'm super super glad that i found a combination of stuff my skin likes - having 1-4 pimples a week instead of a day was a fucken godsend

BUT IT ALLOWED ME TO BE FILLED WITH HUBRIS.... LIKE ICARUS, I FLEW TOO DARINGLY CLOSE TO THE SUN.... and now my face hurts. ...just like icarus?

there's sensitive skin and then there's My Fuckin Face apparently, which is less "omg yeah my face is soooo sensitive, if i sleep in my makeup i get a pimple the next day!" and more "i failed to bring the wrathful gods proper sacrifices of chamomile... they looked upon my choice of cucumber instead.... and declared... i had chosen...... poorly.........."

Harp Is Your Face's Skin Ecology The Old Knight At The End Of Indiana Jones And The Holy Grail?

basically yeah lmao

another extremely petty whine:

so this is after me babying on it for two days, my face is still ANGRY at me for DARING to use a (sensitive skin.) makeup removing wipe last week

how angry?

i just counted after taking a photo, 32 pimples on my face and neck lmao

at least it don't hurt as bad as it did last night