Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

i just was unable to get to masto after surgery yesterday

now the nerve block has worn off enough to where i can move my arm (shoulder is still saying "come back in 3-6 business days") meaning i can get to my computer

turns out it was massive bursitis caused by.... ....bone in my shoulder really wanting to Put Some Fucken Spikes On It. so apparently it did indeed hurt because it was trying to be a sawblade and saw shit in half. gg, body, gg

HELLO PARTY PEOPLE I'M NOT DEAD

so is an acai bowl anything more than a smoothie made much more inconvenient to eat or what

i realize i wrote that meaning to put a picture with it but honestly y'all just get that. it's a whole-ass mood, take it or leave it

me rushing out of the shower at 11:40 screaming about how dehydrated i am and chugging an entire gallon of lemonade before i get cut off at midnight bc of impending surgery

except tomorrow morning i can't do any lotion or even deodorant so i am going to be just

The World's Dryest Human

just fuckin desiccated y'all. gonna be like dehydrated beef jerky ganon in the botw2 teaser

i've figured out the way to trick myself into wanting to do this gauntlet of pre-surgery showers and it's simple folks

i just add a layer of self care spa day

@melaninpony IT'S SO AWFUL. PLEASE INFECT EVERYONE YOU KNOW WITH THIS BULLSHIT. the essay of the poor dude having to deal with reading this to report back to us is also great honestly

@melaninpony at least that pose makes me think of the awful Tarot comic book and the funniest worst line in all comic book history http://www.the-isb.com/?p=980

@melaninpony the first picture COULD be so good but then that POSE????

like where is the focal point here? is it tits? is it face? is it swirly? is it gemstone? too busy! TOO BUSY and you put it all up in one lump, artist, so now it's just confusing!

i swear to god i'm going to have to redline the thing if i stare at it more

@melaninpony honestly what really makes them offensive to the senses is that i can tell there are good ideas for a cheesecakey silly sexy picture If They Had Just Done Better Execution

why are her titties replaced with some hawaiian rolls. am i going to make ham and cheese mini-sandwiches with em.

anyway the storm has passed now but earlier the power went out - flickery, then fully out, then back up in under a minute - and just before i heard something outside give a very distinct VOOOOM noise

not organic but also not car-related sounding mechanical

so uhhhh i'm guessing that's what an unhappy transformer might sound like idk

"is that an icon of amethyst from steven universe stylized, or is this a sexy femme grimace from mcdonald's" and other questions i didn't expect to ask myself but here we are

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online is this really how you want to introduce your new fursona tho

@InspectorCaracal see as long as you can't zoom in on a 3d space and individually check out the appearance of your dwarves i'm safe

or at least i can just substitute in the old Creatures games for that itch

i hope dwarf fortress never gets updated graphics

not because i hate the game. quite the opposite. i've never played it because i am terrified at how into it i might get. if it was like Sims 3 level of graphical detail, i would never get anything done in the rest of my life

so i saw this screenshot a friend linked on twitter https://twitter.com/LejayXIV/status/1158040083221504000?s=19

and in response

i quickly mspainted together all i could think of

Stupid Sexy Urianger strikes again #ffxiv

cw'd for eye contact + while not technically nsfw i feel like it is in the spirit of nsfw in that it would be a bit of a doing to explain to a nosy boss glimpsing it over your shoulder