Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

so the fedi timeline is apparently Jazz Time and so i'm assuming it's just this now

ALSO SPICY OPINION BUT IN A DIFFERENT WAY:

x/y were also good because professor sycamore is hella hot

INCREDIBLY SPICY OPINION

pokemon x and y deserve more love and appreciation because of two major leaps forward for the series:

-character customization including skin tone, hair style, and clothing, with the desire to unlock more outfit pieces becoming a driving force for gameplay

-pokemon amie giving the player a way to directly interact with their pokemon by petting them via touchscreen, etc.

this makes for a fantastic leap forward in pokemon, i know i am right don't at me

reasons i love canmake makeup:

1. (boring stuff about how it works pretty good)

2. the official reseller through amazon gives little gifts/samples with every order (along with letters certifying them the ONLY official reseller in america lmao) and last time i got a 'mini letter set' which is tiny stationary with a pastel watercolor design of makeup and flowers around it and the canmake motto of "being a girl is really fun!" at the bottom and dammit it's just fucking delightful y'all

@ProbablyADogPic i don't know what's going on here, but i love it

i just was unable to get to masto after surgery yesterday

now the nerve block has worn off enough to where i can move my arm (shoulder is still saying "come back in 3-6 business days") meaning i can get to my computer

turns out it was massive bursitis caused by.... ....bone in my shoulder really wanting to Put Some Fucken Spikes On It. so apparently it did indeed hurt because it was trying to be a sawblade and saw shit in half. gg, body, gg

HELLO PARTY PEOPLE I'M NOT DEAD

so is an acai bowl anything more than a smoothie made much more inconvenient to eat or what

i realize i wrote that meaning to put a picture with it but honestly y'all just get that. it's a whole-ass mood, take it or leave it

me rushing out of the shower at 11:40 screaming about how dehydrated i am and chugging an entire gallon of lemonade before i get cut off at midnight bc of impending surgery

except tomorrow morning i can't do any lotion or even deodorant so i am going to be just

The World's Dryest Human

just fuckin desiccated y'all. gonna be like dehydrated beef jerky ganon in the botw2 teaser

i've figured out the way to trick myself into wanting to do this gauntlet of pre-surgery showers and it's simple folks

i just add a layer of self care spa day

@melaninpony IT'S SO AWFUL. PLEASE INFECT EVERYONE YOU KNOW WITH THIS BULLSHIT. the essay of the poor dude having to deal with reading this to report back to us is also great honestly

@melaninpony at least that pose makes me think of the awful Tarot comic book and the funniest worst line in all comic book history http://www.the-isb.com/?p=980

@melaninpony the first picture COULD be so good but then that POSE????

like where is the focal point here? is it tits? is it face? is it swirly? is it gemstone? too busy! TOO BUSY and you put it all up in one lump, artist, so now it's just confusing!

i swear to god i'm going to have to redline the thing if i stare at it more

@melaninpony honestly what really makes them offensive to the senses is that i can tell there are good ideas for a cheesecakey silly sexy picture If They Had Just Done Better Execution

why are her titties replaced with some hawaiian rolls. am i going to make ham and cheese mini-sandwiches with em.