Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

it's not that i'm intentionally being a misandrist in video games, it's just that a game has to bring so so so so so much more to the table to get me interested if i can't play as a girl lol

another example of this is i listened to a history of Metal Slug on youtube because honestly i have seen those games around but didn't know much about them so it's interesting

then i learned in the later games you can choose to play as A GIRL

and i'm like "oh. suddenly i'm actually interested in playing this!"

river city girls is just perfect example of like.

game: hey we're a classic series full of fun action! paramount in the genre!

me: i sleep

game: and in this version you can play as a girl!

me: REAL SHIT?????

@aldersprig IT IS SUCH A WONDERFUL POWERFUL FEELING, ISN'T IT

i wish it wasn't such a rarity, but i'll celebrate it when we get it LOL

it is Extreme Power when the physicians assistant and the physical therapist kinda brush you off after hearing that you did your own research

but then the doctor comes in and goes "yeah that's a pretty solid conclusion, let's chase this down after you're done doing post-surgery pt"

I Am Above And Beyond Smug

i return, with donuts and the powerful elixir of validation from doctors pumping through me

theory: there are no morning people. the phenomenon called "morning person" is actually just people who do the "i've stayed up too late so now i've lost all inhibition" thing and are too proud to admit that it sucks

@Zaenon [ LOUD ZOMBIE-LIKE GROANING GOES HERE ]

"why the fuck did i say yes to an 8am appointment" and other #spoonie hymns,

@aradinfinity she is a very very good doggo, here is what she does every single night in the middle of the bed after huffing at me impatiently to lift the covers up

and here is what she does when she thinks i need to be sat on

FINALLY PAINTED ME CLAWS this is the longest i've ever grown them out without them breaking!! THANK YOU NAIL OIL

one hand presented with flash, one without, mostly because in the one without you can see my dog staring at me expectantly because i was saying 'cheese' to make the cameraphone take a picture

still quite messy but the liquid latex helps a tad

@InspectorCaracal that's very valid, they had a lot of stuff on the fire so to speak from what i remember - i think i left while they were more or less on tumblr hiatus

@InspectorCaracal THEY ARE ONE OF THE ARTISTS I MISS NOT HAVING ON MY TUMBLR DASH FOR SURE....... but also not enough to go back to tumblr unfortunately but y'all get that here i think

i would say that the real important thing that happens that arc is that Mon Mothma, somewhat accidentally, pulls rank hard on shit-au-Vader in a way that makes it clear in his mind that she is the one 'holding his leash'

because you can't write darth vader unless you admit that he has a massive chip on his shoulder labeled CLASS ISSUES and - wait no where are you all going wait come back QUICK HERE'S ANOTHER COMMISSION THIS TIME BY JAKFACE CW FOR EYE CONTACT,

not written after that: the immediate aftermath of leia cursing under her breath as she wrangles him into a giant towel burrito like an angry cat and makes him go down to the medical bay to have bloodwork taken so he doesn't come down with space chicken pox in the middle of another mission

incidentally that whole arc ends with him collapsing into bed, and then his duct-tape'd arm falls off again.

the arc also has chapter titles referencing malaria because it turns out crash landing was a perfect opportunity for Somebody to realize that he ain't in a suit with its own air scrubber no more and that maybe he should have made sure his vaccinations were up to date Whoops!