Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

i should probably feel bad about taking over the #lolitafashion tag. however, honestly: my city now

also while i hope that maybe tags like #plussizelolita are out there being used, and i feel like there probably is a lolita fashion community on mastadon s o m e w h e r e, you will not be able to make me use the regular 'lolita' as a tag, no, no, no, never, nope, absolutely not, ab so lute ly N O T. i am fully aware of the woe and grief that would surely result and I REFUSE.

the true power of making #lolitafashion memes is roasting yourself, right?

i feel like since toots are called toots, this is obligatory on just about every mastadon acct

i really do need to watch sailor moon but unfortunately it took like two decades for me to emerge from a chrysalis of "if i internalize misogyny harder maybe the misogynists will like me" into my final form, covered in glitter and pink lace, screaming about feminism, and willing to clobber a fuckboi to death with a parasol... so i kinda missed its heyday is what i'm sayin

despite not having watched #sailormoon (YET! YET. IT'S ON THE LIST), i nonetheless recieved one of the creer lipsticks in my random asian beauty pack and. omg. it's so cute. i love it. ....i am become fake geek girl, destroyer of worlds? (it's fine, sailor mercury's lipstick is a fantastic color on me, it's fine,)

the ultimate mood: AAAAAaa-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! EGG. https://youtu.be/PL9iMPx9CpQ blepth

for my earlier hubris, god as cursed me to have "i'd like to buy the world a coke" stuck in my head

HA HA HA, I'M THE ONLY PERSON I CAN SEE IN THE #EMORY TAG! uhhh let's see DOOLEY RULES THAT FUCKIN EAGLE DROOLS, FUCK SODEXHO FOR MULTIPLE OFFENSES, REALTALK WE ALL THINK WE'RE RAVENCLAWS UP IN HERE BUT WE'RE PROBABLY SLYTHERINS, BUSINESS MAJORS: WHY DO YOU WEAR YOUR SUITS TO CLASS THAT'S SO FUCKING SCARY STOP IT.

retoot to have dooley wordlessly enter your student loans and dismiss them all

pictured: emory graduates and current students

(we want you to buy coca-cola because it funds our endowment which pays for our financial aid, thanks)

apparently there is #soda discourse this morning. as an #emory graduate, i would like to take this time to fulfill my contracted responsibilities and declare: REMEMBER TO ENJOY A REFRESHING COCA-COLA (tm) BRAND PRODUCT

signs i need to go the fuck to bed: most of the federated timeline is bots

also finally going on a dumpster dive thru youtube

apparently the hot 💽 🐴 is... 'black lolitas shouldn't wear pastels'

ok

ok

ok to dismiss the racism as only i, whitey mcwhiteshitter, only can

DO THESE PEOPLE HAVE EYES? HAVE THEY EVER *SEEN* SOMEONE WITH DARKER SKIN WEARING LIGHT COLORS??? THE CONTRAST!!!! IS SO GOOD!!!!! IT ALWAYS LOOKS SO GOOD???? HOW COULD YOU OBJECT TO THAT AND HAVE. EYEBALLS. IN. YOUR. HEAD. HONEST TO FUCK

hooergh tomorrow i should actually see the wreckage of the #tumblrpocalypse and what it hath wrought... and probably mirror sweetdisabled (spoonie lolita blog) on to wordpress or something and actually write more shit for it. i have a whole quote reference at the ready for a whole rant of " #lolitafashion done badly is still worth doing bc a) you are learning b) fuck it it's a motherfucking goddamn dress you're not exactly going to plunge us into eternal darkness with an awry ruffle"

is being dried tae fook a new medicine side effect? or is it just this winter? or is it something else entirely? i have no idea but please pass the hand cream. l'occitaine pls my grimy mitts demand the bougie shit

before anyone is all HMMM PAINTING YOUR FINGERNAILS IS A MERE BANDAID CURE FOR THE DEEPER PROBLEMS OF SOCIETY, AND WILL NEVER TRULY BE SELF CARE -

please im just a humble wigglytuff with dry hands

anyway i'm gettin' on that #selfcare shit by ordering a bottle of jojoba oil and a shitwhack of brush pen oil dispenser things. because it turns out my nails like oil. who knew that my cuticles looked that rough because *reasons* that *i could fix*

@chaosonwheels23 it really is SO appealing in that way!! i am glad that the communities i've come in contact with, that rebellion and punk heart is still beating strong. that unapologetic nature of it is so wonderful to me! (ok i may still be starry-eyed because i've been reeeeeeeal careful about where i'm dipping my toes into but lmao still counts)

so rufflebutt stupid dress is not only saying "i am going to be here, and Real, and Big, and Take Up Space", but also, "i am not going to hide myself for your convenience. i am going to wear lace, and a tailored bodice, and pretty things. i will not hide in the black muumuu of shame because of that expectation."

"i will be who i am and not what you expect me to be."

and really - a woman making that statement - ain't that feminism as hell tho