Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

pro tip: if you want a cheat code for dating type song, skip the marvin gaye, go directly to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mfz3aoGe06E eartha kitt. y'all are welcome

@Chel ok i may steal this idea for a lolita fashion meetup if i ever organize one

the comedy and fun potential of a group of people in frilly dresses and petticoats doing indoor minigolf..... AMAZING

having something good to sniff when picking your nose

I NOW FEEL VERY SMART FOR DELAYING MY MANICURE, MY NAIL OIL STUFF IS HEEEERE time to make some jojoba nail oil pens

....i got some smell good oils too to put a few drops in and idk if gardenia and coconut is a blend that will go but i'm going to do it anyway

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online OH I ADORE THAT GIRAFFE SHE'S SO CUTE, i love her scooter!!!! and a very lovely dapper lady!! i'm afraid my american girl doll is long gone to the ages (i had one that looked like me, not any of the named ones) but here are the current bunch from a real awful old pic - L to R, Kismet (doll family H, jointed hands), Nanette (fairy doll done for the atlanta bjd con), Greta the pullip, and my first doll, Nashira (bobobie yao/mei hybrid)! (Oh, and Bitty, on Greta's lap.)

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online my american girl doll days taught me well; first thing for any ratty-looking doll? TIME TO TAKE THEM TO THE DOWNY SALON

we're going to ignore how awful one of my bjd's wigs is looking though because downy won't be able to fix me wrangling all those curls.

it's true and i should say it

can you imagine there are people who actually exist and are perfectly happy with the bodies they are in? that don't feel adversarial towards their own bodies in at least one manner? absolutely bizarre

"here's our tutorial that's 15 steps and uses 3 specialty products like our 46 dollar hair texturizing spray... for the perfect messy bun!!!"

i may have some good news about how to achieve that look in under 30 minutes, actually

(i hasten to add, not actually mad at lolitawardrobe, i was ordering like 7 custom made items. i know that takes a hot minute. and customer support is very sweet and pleasant. but still. PRETTY DRESSES WHEN)

stares out the window sadly as it rains and sad music plays because my lolitawardrobe order hasn't shipped yet #lolitafashion