Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

@root oh hey i might actually know something that can help

if it's the pain that gets you, i know they make these things that are actually meant for kids - it's a little buzzy thing and an ice pack, and apparently that combo throws off your body enough that it just doesn't register the needle stick at all. also they look like bumblebees or ladybugs and are super cute.

if it's the actual "aw dag time to stabbo myself" i alas have not got much there :(

p.s. this is a joke but i am lowkey thinking of looking up technique tips so i can just shotgun the oil better lmao

so anyone want to teach me how to swallow? because now that i've got this cbd oil in dropper form to shotgun, i'm regretting not taking that Cocksucking 101 elective

how the fuck do people get up at 6am and just... do things... all damn day long. they are clearly some sort of mutant or aliens perhaps?????

i have... done things... and now i am Tired

who made this meme spoiling my star wars fanfiction

@boisdevache@guineapig.party i would very much appreciate that! thank you!

i feel like pcos whining is probably innocent enough to talk about here, but i also know that removing facial hair can be a quagmire and i don't want to set somebody up to accidentally eat a big ol' shit sandwich

hallo fedineighbors, and thank you in advance -

so as a cishet woman with pcos i may occasionally wish to whine about shaving my face/talk about hair removing options with others

what's the best way to tag this as to not accidentally slam dunk people (especially transfeminine ones) into dysphorialand? i'm just unsure of what lingo i should be using here. ty

so much for the help! 🙇‍♀️

to actually make a proper post of it: one of the things you'll be hearing me blather about often is my au version of #darthvader from my #starwars fanfic that i am way, way, way too invested in. as the fanfic is called 'masquerade', you'll hear me talk about masquerade!vader a lot, because i'm enough of a fandom old to use that term!character format.

the actual fanfic itself is at https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5026493/1/Masquerade if you're bored/wish to torture yourself/etc.

but if i do that... i have to consider... what the fuck critter masquerade!vader would be

to fully stake out my corner of this place though, i need to continue the trend of making everyone go "oh no, your au darth vader is... a total DILF"

given that it seems this place is 90% lesbians, this is a challenge

but i can at least meet the furries halfway and save up for a commission of him as a furry at some point

soon i should totally make everyone able to see me here absolutely sick of me by doing my usual yelling about darth vader

and to make it worse, not even yelling about canon darth vader, but darth vader from my au fanfiction

i may have woken up miserably early with my shoulder hurting, but there's few things better than having your morning made by a friend delivering a commission you got from them

at some point in the last few years i switched from ironically liking the sparkly blingee-like gifs to genuinely liking that genre of gifs that i can only really describe as 'online grandmacore'. i am not sure what that says about me, but it's probably decidedly not flattering

actually wait, hold on, this is a much better #goodmorning #gif

now that i've consumed half a chocolate biscotti and i can see light outside, i am emotionally prepared to post good morning gifs

so with that, GOOD MORNING, FEDERATED TIMELINE

@pkmnbattle quite suitable when i am here pondering breakfast, thank you pkmnbattle bot