Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

i was however super rebellious. and by that, i mean i burned a scented candle for like 15 minutes

now IT SMEL LIKE CRIMMAS

me: oh boy!!! time to go decorate for christmas and clean and do all these things ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

chronic pain: lol it's cute you think that

me: ........ ᕕ[ ・ ▾ ・ ]ᕗ welp

oh yeah, before i scurry off - HI MMORPG.SOCIAL OMEGA SERVER FRIENDS! IT'S CALAMITY JANINE HERE HI HELLO

welcome to this uh. gestures. utter nonsense. this is just my personal account, too lazy to make a proper ffxiv-only one, so. it's a pile of stuff

i am still alive, irl is fortunately i think starting to ease up on me a bit. if i can finish up 2018 with no more family members in the hospital and/or dying that will be rad lmao

ok. time to clean a bit, then decorate the little rosemary bush tree, and then if i have spoons (fingers crossed) make some carbuncle cookies with the cookie cutter i got from etsy!!!

as long as my 🥄 s hold out anyway. cookies may end up tomorrow? i'm considering asking my mom to pick up a little bit of red icing for the carbuncle head gems and then splitting the batter into 3 parts and coloring them for ruby/topaz/emerald buncs :>

one of the great things about #ffxiv is that it ends up being a fantastic power fantasy. of course, being #spoonie as fuck, this for me is more "i own a house and am able to decorate it for the holidays" than, like, "let's kill a dragon and save the woooorld"

HELLO FEDIVERSE, IT'S HOLIDAY CATGIRL SPAM TIME 🎄 #ffxiv

oh no i said aloud that i saved a bark box for my dog to open tomorrow for crimmas and now she's looking at me demandingly because she knows the phrase 'bark box'

are honestly emojis that every spoonie should have available. and is just a rich unadulterated Mood

@WritingPrompts but nobody knows why every recipe comes with 15 paragraphs of someone talking about a completely unrelated life event before you get to the recipes.

fortunately, you decide to honor this legacy, and in doing so, start offering a unique experience of dinner and tableside variety acts that makes the business flourish

i can't help it. is just so good. it encompasses so many emotions. so many possum-ey emotions. , too. how am i supposed to properly express myself without though? i have been shown the way, and the way is yelling possums, and i am not going to divert from my scream at own ass path. 🍑

reason i am most likely to be banned from this website:

smuggling emoji to discord servers

so to complete my #starwars posting for tonight, and bring it around to the holidays y'all, please enjoy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVJzibVS2YM this

@lynnesbian the worst part about reading this post is that it has made me reflect upon the time i *did* get a huge pimple on my clit and it was Awful

like how do you work that into your home decor exactly. "so here's the snowglobe i got on vacation, and here's the little statue that my aunt got me a couple christmases back, and here's THE COMMISSION OF MY AU DARTH VADER,"

or maybe that's the whole thing... like some sort of spider, i draw them in with cute shabby chic design, and then as they're admiring the latest from target the doors close and IT'S TOO LATE, EMPIRE STRIKES BACK IS PLAYING, IT'S VADER TIME,

i have the sketch minttuu did for me and i should frame it and hang it somewhere but like

idk if i can take grumpy old man au vader just judging me from somewhere

and the newest, by hoiist, who really has done an absolutely gorgeous job drawing this grumpy old asshole who occupies far too many of my braincells

to really make myself at home i need to do a spam of some commissions, so.

please look at my shitty au #darthvader from my fanfic Masquerade that i am too invested in.

commissions by, in order: blinkingkills, jakface, minttuu, takens

@ragewang this is one of the most quality orcs i've ever seen, very good at picking out free dogs, 10/10