@gazimoff this is true!
but thankfully this is just more me seeing something roll past my federated timeline. i also know there's no way to ask "uh hey dude is this a funny or is this you in trouble" and have it not be a disaster, so, i think the better part of valour is queueing up another podcast and playing more splatoon LOL
@biholy i will gladly accept all rattie blessings, may you be blessed with many yogurt drops π
@biholy it IS pretty darn fun!! altho i haven't rpd on masto yet, if you need some help on where to start, feel free to come give me a poke :>
@Ross that's when you put some icing squiggles on them and say you've done christmas ornaments :D
she do... a BIG boing... for her crimmus present https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v29uflz-lYQ #dog #dogsofmastodon #hollypls #pupper #heyeverybodylookatmydog
i expect folks who see this in #Splatoon2 will probably be very confused but who knows maybe one of the wee ones will go to wikipedia and learn 'em a thing
are there some like #Splatoon2 pros playing or something because Holy Shit. i just got my face stomped into the dirt about 5-6 times in a row. i mean i'm proud of my individual contribution, i've been coming in 2nd or so for team stats, but OOF. OUCH. OW. MY FACE. MY DELICATE SQUIDKID FACE.
my absolute greatest personal failing is
@troubleMoney if you REALLY wanna tut, look up a recipe for southern sweet tea and note just how much sugar we pack into that sucker
it's cool that other people like it but i just don't really like tea that much personally lol
this is going to bite me in the ass when i start going to my first #lolitafashion meetups
but
i think that's why god invented bubble tea, so,
BDSM shitposting
[the hot femme fatale has turned on Bond. After a scuffle, Bond is subdued and cuffed to the hotel bed they've been sharing]
Bond: [looks at cuff appraisingly] hm. This feels weird without my collar and leash
Femme Fatale: ...what
Bond: what
30 y/o - token cishet - tumblr refugee. spoonie/15 chronic conditions in a trenchcoat/actual cyborg. just hangin' in there