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i just checked my email and remembered that my late night order from hot topic was no fever dream, but instead reality

listen i'm getting some really cute totoro earrings, ok? focus on those and not the tripp suspender skirt, or the cheezy perfume that comes in glitter-covered skull bottles, or

Me, slowly surrounding myself with lesbians: ladies, please. Grant me your wisdom. Strength. Courage. Berries. Whatever you use to smell so nice. A hug maybe

@citrustwee it ceases to be a horror game at that point and then becomes a dating sim

Safer sex con panel, minor grumble. 

@makyo@snouts.online for sure! it may be something as simple as time/resources, and feeling like nobody was really that interested, and you can give some valuable feedback of "no wait put it back" LOL ^0^

facebook reminded me - it's a good time to remember the wonderful . take your meds, tell body-shamers to fuck off, and be aggressively positive as best you can through your struggles. rest easy, space mom, drowned in moonlight, strangled by your own bra.

Safer sex con panel, minor grumble. 

@makyo@snouts.online definitely! getting with the con team is a great idea - that means next time they have you to point to as someone who wishes the panel was all ages, or open to teens. you might be able to help them brainstorm ideas for that, like splitting the one panel into two ^0^ (since i do believe in safe sex but ngl if i were at a panel about it with a 14 year old, it'd squick me the fuck out lmao, but the 14 year old still deserves to know about things)

Safer sex con panel, minor grumble. 

@makyo@snouts.online just as a stranger drifting on past - i know a bit from hearing friends that work cons occasionally etc., the 18+ only restriction may be something that was handed down from the convention center/hotel/etc. it's a somewhat common CYA move that venues insist on.

@troubleMoney >australia >worked out fine :blobthonkang:

...ok they are slightly more competent than us but i think that's just natural selection. not EVERYTHING here is aiming to kill you, just SOME things

@troubleMoney i mean you shipped off your criminals to Savannah even after it was full of gators, idk what y'all expected to happen 😂

(also dang now i want some curry) (and garlic naan)

@troubleMoney we literally add so much sugar to it that it must be added while the tea is hot because otherwise we won't be able to get it to supersaturate in properly

i am not making this up

@troubleMoney oh i can make this so much worse. so very very much worse.

i'm from the south

y'all ever heard a recipe for southern style sweet iced tea

@troubleMoney i might use it for hot cocoa from time to time when i don't feel like walking to the other end of the house tbh

complicating this: i am horridly american and all but the cheapest of electric kettles often end up feeling bougie as fuck because "why wouldn't you just microwave some water"

@troubleMoney oh i got one that's like stainless steel with a fancy spout and has variable temperature control all the way from 104-212 F.

and not even for making tea. or pour over coffee. or any of the things it suggests. it's exclusively for sitting in my bathroom and boiling distilled water

Rather Bougie

feeling exceedingly bougie now that i've set up my new electric kettle

note: this is not a political statement, i'm just trying to keep up my neti pot rinses and not die of ameboid illnesses from tap water lol

@fluffy@queer.party as one spoonie in much the same boat to another, pls have my sympathies and also these capybara to help you through the day!!

scientific FACT: you become 300% better at video games while listening to Night Tempo's Pure Baby Maker. youtu.be/DZ0JO09iewo

@Lumb omg!!! what a cutie!!! pls boop his nose for me, those little fangies are so cute!!

hot take 

the best line from Moonbase Alpha Provides a Realistic Simulation of Life on a Natural Satellite is "i'm laughing for real right now"

the combination of it being one of the only proper sentences in the whole video, the weird emphasis the TTS voice puts on it, and the fact that it's a pure expression of human joy outweighs the fact that it's not necessarily as quotable as the other lines

now time to go ice down my shoulder and make soothing noises at it like one would to an overstressed race horse

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