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apparently MatPat has Done Something which i will figure out presently, i see from the rumbles, but i have to be honest, i never particularly liked his game theories

because he never went far enough.

like come on. if we're doing analysis on a text, we are gonna have to GET STUCK IN THERE. not just like superficial connections of what the game has. oh no. you need to be neck deep in metanalysis goddammit.

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@kd@yiff.life honestly the few times i've come across this, i've ended up just sort of launching right into it. e.g.,

Good morning,

Thank you for taking the time to blahbityblahblah rest of letter goes here.

Best Regards,
Me

that sort of business i suppose? "to whom it may concern" definitely is like sometimes business speak for "i'm about to tear off your head and shit down your neck motherfucker" lol. a sort of cheerful "good morning" or similar is more casual but gets you out of this quandary.

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see, a certain type of regrettable person will gush endlessly about marvel movies loki as the paragon of chaos.

but he really isn't. not especially.

you want a chaotic character, you get goro fucking majima, my friends. majima is basically a force of nature that may turn on you at a moment's notice, like the sea or the wind or bugs bunny, and you can only hope to endure whatever comes next, and THAT is CHAOTIC

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apparently it's goro majima appreciation hour on the fediverse and i must say, i'm very here for it

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"and the cringiest hipster makeup trend is DEFINITELY painting on colorful or metallic freckles -"

me, busy planning to get the perfect liquid highlighter and paint it in dots: hm, interesting.....

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online beauty tips: NEVER put mascara on your bottom eyelashes, it makes you look creepily doll like!

me, sitting there with my bjds in the back, putting mascara on my bottom eyelashes: hm, interesting,

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a real thing that, unfortunately, actually happened in my brain just now (vague kink mentions) 

me: gameplay? oh like kink play but it's games i guess, oh ok, not my thing but if someone wants to bring some jenga or a game of twister into it that's fine, not my idea of a fun scene but it takes all sorts i suppos-

me: wait

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me: wait. hold up. brain. let's just. go back a minute

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(goemon voice) i know the solution to this. vore.

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i appreciate the conceit of this episode very much

lupin: tears of a yeti???? where am i gonna find a YETI
jigen: a mermaid's scale??? what does a mermaid even LOOK like where the FUCK

goemon: dragon liver? oh yeah i got you. brb, i know exactly where to go for the dragons, see you soon

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why have so many of my bones been replaced with rice crispies and how can i undo this

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...garrus vakarian, well, okay, that's a little bit more contested territory i must admit. but lovely turian vibrato is just reparations for having to deal with cishet nonsense, so,

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i was going to make some sort of joke here about allyship being my cishet ass willing to work out some sort of time share arrangement for my favs, however, i'll be honest, i think i may just accept that i'm enough of a basic bitch that there is little contention

i don't think there's exactly a furious movement to reclaim carth onasi from the straights?

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@Nukacola tough, but fair. can i still have fisto, though?

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(goemon ishikawa voice) you're killing me, lupin. you're killing your samurai

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a concept: an episode of but every so often it just cuts to Goemon in an Office-style 'confessional' where he stares at the camera and just sighs, possibly after making this face in relation to whatever shit Lupin just did

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