Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

authentic internet content: writing a bunch of exclamation points and having your finger slip off the shift key at the end so you write a 1 and deleting it as a typing mistake, then pondering, going back, and intentionally putting the 1 back in there to reflect your level of excitement

i need to drag my best friend to the fediverse bc they drew a jackalope fursona and they are SO CUTE and EVERYONE needs to LOOK AT THIS IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!!!1

time to see if after max dose of decongestants, nasal sprays, and so on, if i will be able to sleep

or breathe

or both at once

correction: it was two and a half hours later

forgive me if i'm thinking that "i just wanted support, you're making me feel bad" was actually code for "i'm mad you've offered a thorough rebuttal for my point"

"i'm feeling very put out by you challenging my statement when i wanted only support for a whine"

...as valid as that desire is, the time to tell me that is... not 30 minutes of discussion later

listen, i realize there are many things to object to in the middle east, and that critique of israel should not be off the table, and so on,

however,

holy fuck if some folks could stop slapping a new paint on nazi talking points and declaring it woke, that would be real good

it's bad when even my goy ass notices it

NO THERE IS NOT A ~*CONSPIRACY OF INTERNATIONAL JEWRY*~ TO ~*KEEP PEOPLE FROM THE TRUTH*~ WILL YOU PLEASE CALM DOWN

listen, i realize being the token cishet makes me very unpopular around these parts, but i think we can all agree - if i was a political lesbian, i'd be infinitely worse

@J

@godwouldhateme@mastodon.social god yeah it's a fucken struggle that i remember well from my college days. could always say that one day your workout is (in part at least) trekking to go get groceries and coming back!

@godwouldhateme@mastodon.social honestly if there's any way you can get off campus to just a grocery store, you can do some great meal planning essentials there. on-campus stores jack up prices like fuuuuuck for the convenience aspect and it's real shitty.

(also, carrots plus peanut butter is pretty bomb, especially if you go full ants on a log and put some raisins on there too)

@godwouldhateme@mastodon.social also tbh it's not exactly the most glamorous but drinks like ensure can be a good way to get some extra calories and vitamins in there too. instant breakfast (vitamin fortified, mixed with milk) is a go-to for me when i'm like "shiiiiit i haven't eaten enough today".

vanilla is a flavor hard to screw up, takes on strawberry can be completely hit or miss, but i find chocolate does a real good job of hiding vitamin aftertaste.

@godwouldhateme@mastodon.social ah ok now i see this post!

a really good place to start is nut butters! tasty, VERY calorie-heavy. nuts are great to put some healthy fats in there. you can go all over the map in terms of cost sometimes but peanut butter's good shit and can lean both towards sweet and savory. cheeses and stuff like salami are less full of good fats, but really tasty. jerky is also nice and calorie-dense!

@godwouldhateme@mastodon.social are you looking at high calories or low calories? and are you gonna be taking stuff with you (so refridgeration can't be done) or no?

my main top tip as An Diabetic is always pair a protein with a carb. cheese, peanut butter, beef jerky, whatever. all carb is a lot more likely to spike your blood sugar up and then slam it down, and that rebound will probably mean you'll feel like shit as you hit a low, and/or will fall asleep in class lol

i'm fairly certain all the cold medicine i am taking will not help AND I HAVEN'T EVEN PUT THE PSEUDOPHEDRINE IN MY MOUTH YET AHAHAHAHAaa.....

....

but also the powders u buff into gel nail polish are just so fuckin cool you guys. and also i ordered a bb cream i'm super excited to try and also a wet n wild dupe for an anastasia beverly hills eyeshadow palette that people say is really good and i'm so excited because i can't drop like 42 bux on eyeshadow but i can swing 6 bux!!!!

...also, honestly, if i'm overstepping please tell me.

i sometimes just get super excited to talk girly shit that my cishet ass may blunder straight into spaces that trans femmes had cordoned off.

i just think this stuff is neat lol, and am excited to share what i've learned, because honestly i was in a weird internalized self-hate bubble until like mid college, so i am slowly catching up on shit that most cis girls got down around, idk, middle school? and that's slightly same hat, idk.

@PurrPurin so it's one of these things that probably sounds intimidating as all hell, but it can also be an opportunity to explore and have fun in different ways! and since it's a gradual change, your girlfriend can have fun learning and experiencing all of this with you.

so don't be terrified of it! it's not closing a door as much as it is opening up a world of new opportunities!

....hopefully that encouragement came across okay through my nyquil haze lol

@PurrPurin my cis ass is unlearned on such things, but from what i've read the answer is very much yes. you might find some changes in what it looks and feels like though. i've heard that for some, erections can become decoupled from orgasms a lot more, and i've seen people talk about how things feel softer sometimes (but still perfectly able to hold an erection - it just may take a little bit more 'investment').

now if only i could get a base coat to keep polish on my fucking fingernails for more than like 2 days

tho nail oil? helps SO MUCH. my fingernails are so much stronger and healthier. you'd think it would only work for new nail growth but nope apparently my nails were in that level of dire state. @andi , you might be interested in getting in on that shit too! i highly recommend simplynailogical's method of filling ur own oil pens lol, it's WHOLE lot cheaper

@andi THE MAGIC OF NOT BEING ABLE TO SCUFF YOUR NAILS AGAINST SOMETHING AND RUIN THEM IS SO FUCKING REAL!!!!!!!

additionally: gel polishes are fucken dope because the powders are like. same satisfying as scratch-to-reveal things. you buff them in and you're like WOOAAAHHHHHH because the powder looks so boring but actually on the nail IT'S SO COOL

i'm so glad emojis don't auto-covert because few things can encapsulate the sheer aggressive energy of :).