Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

whenever i see someone say "undertale is so cringey, it's just the next homestuck" i get low-key offended

they're very different

undertale is actually good.

and by instagram i mean snapchat

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listen, i have a lot of nyquil on board,

#todaysselfie feat. instagram filters

ayy apparently the updates from the time when i wasn't playing have ended up doing some much-needed optimization to #conanexiles

i can run everything on medium + high draw distance, WITH chrome still up, instead of it pitching a fit about having to share my computer at all with everything on depressingly low

(but still anti-aliasing turned off) (simply bc you know how there's good anti-aliasing and there's bad? yeah i just don't like anti-aliasing in this game v much. too blurry.)

still somewhat haunted by the fact i may have splatted a five year old in #splatoon2 a couple days ago

seriously, someone tell me that it's the new done thing to put the year you got your system in your username, so i can believe [Personname]2014 was in fact not a very tiny kid

I'M SO SORRY, I THOUGHT THAT AIMLESS WANDERING WITHOUT INKING ANYTHING WAS AN EASY KILL AND DIDN'T NOTICE THE NAME UNTIL AFTER I KILLED YOU....

authentic internet content: writing a bunch of exclamation points and having your finger slip off the shift key at the end so you write a 1 and deleting it as a typing mistake, then pondering, going back, and intentionally putting the 1 back in there to reflect your level of excitement

i need to drag my best friend to the fediverse bc they drew a jackalope fursona and they are SO CUTE and EVERYONE needs to LOOK AT THIS IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!!!1

time to see if after max dose of decongestants, nasal sprays, and so on, if i will be able to sleep

or breathe

or both at once

correction: it was two and a half hours later

forgive me if i'm thinking that "i just wanted support, you're making me feel bad" was actually code for "i'm mad you've offered a thorough rebuttal for my point"

"i'm feeling very put out by you challenging my statement when i wanted only support for a whine"

...as valid as that desire is, the time to tell me that is... not 30 minutes of discussion later

listen, i realize there are many things to object to in the middle east, and that critique of israel should not be off the table, and so on,

however,

holy fuck if some folks could stop slapping a new paint on nazi talking points and declaring it woke, that would be real good

it's bad when even my goy ass notices it

NO THERE IS NOT A ~*CONSPIRACY OF INTERNATIONAL JEWRY*~ TO ~*KEEP PEOPLE FROM THE TRUTH*~ WILL YOU PLEASE CALM DOWN

listen, i realize being the token cishet makes me very unpopular around these parts, but i think we can all agree - if i was a political lesbian, i'd be infinitely worse

@J

@godwouldhateme@mastodon.social god yeah it's a fucken struggle that i remember well from my college days. could always say that one day your workout is (in part at least) trekking to go get groceries and coming back!

@godwouldhateme@mastodon.social honestly if there's any way you can get off campus to just a grocery store, you can do some great meal planning essentials there. on-campus stores jack up prices like fuuuuuck for the convenience aspect and it's real shitty.

(also, carrots plus peanut butter is pretty bomb, especially if you go full ants on a log and put some raisins on there too)

@godwouldhateme@mastodon.social also tbh it's not exactly the most glamorous but drinks like ensure can be a good way to get some extra calories and vitamins in there too. instant breakfast (vitamin fortified, mixed with milk) is a go-to for me when i'm like "shiiiiit i haven't eaten enough today".

vanilla is a flavor hard to screw up, takes on strawberry can be completely hit or miss, but i find chocolate does a real good job of hiding vitamin aftertaste.

@godwouldhateme@mastodon.social ah ok now i see this post!

a really good place to start is nut butters! tasty, VERY calorie-heavy. nuts are great to put some healthy fats in there. you can go all over the map in terms of cost sometimes but peanut butter's good shit and can lean both towards sweet and savory. cheeses and stuff like salami are less full of good fats, but really tasty. jerky is also nice and calorie-dense!

@godwouldhateme@mastodon.social are you looking at high calories or low calories? and are you gonna be taking stuff with you (so refridgeration can't be done) or no?

my main top tip as An Diabetic is always pair a protein with a carb. cheese, peanut butter, beef jerky, whatever. all carb is a lot more likely to spike your blood sugar up and then slam it down, and that rebound will probably mean you'll feel like shit as you hit a low, and/or will fall asleep in class lol

i'm fairly certain all the cold medicine i am taking will not help AND I HAVEN'T EVEN PUT THE PSEUDOPHEDRINE IN MY MOUTH YET AHAHAHAHAaa.....

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but also the powders u buff into gel nail polish are just so fuckin cool you guys. and also i ordered a bb cream i'm super excited to try and also a wet n wild dupe for an anastasia beverly hills eyeshadow palette that people say is really good and i'm so excited because i can't drop like 42 bux on eyeshadow but i can swing 6 bux!!!!