Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

@SanjoTheBanjo i like that! or depending on how neurotic you like your gnomes: hamsters.

@DangerDyke i think i might have one squirreled away from filling up a discord with custom emojis - ok two different ones, but here they are if you want to nab them for use!

@SanjoTheBanjo ok that does make more *logical* sense, but it is not as funny.

maybe foxes for tieflings? that seems kinda the same vibe. i feel like most of the egregiously tiefling behavior i hear people talk about could conceivably be done by Reynard the Fox so it works

@SanjoTheBanjo but if d&d is hit by a furry beam

does that mean the furries get de-furred

kenku are just regular humans now

@SanjoTheBanjo some might say the obvious answer is that tieflings are goats or rams.

however, i know the truth

tieflings are corvids, because 1. want shiny things, 2. will trick u for it, 3. very fashionable while doing so, 4. not evil like many people say just out 4 a laff hun xoxo

being an owner of titties, the only thing they really do for me in daily life is catch food that i fumble. i can only assume that sexy lucario girls do much the same, and thus their chest spike is probably snack storage.

could fit a donut on that, or impale an apple if you're tryin to be healthy

anyway after that last joke i'm absolutely certain i'm mere seconds from being banhammered, bye everyone! was nice meeting you!

or are all be-tit'ed lucario anthros....

....

wait for it

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booby trapped

so how do people horny for lucario anthro girls navigate the whole chest spike thing

is that part of the appeal? The Most Dangerous Motorboating?

oh and then they came back on an alt to call us all snowflakes, cunts, and say they've been treated better on nazi servers.

their kick from me was with the cheerful message of "guess you need to go back to those nazi servers now buddy"

anyway that whole detour in modding ended when, after stomping through pouting about how their mental health was so so bad please give pity it's just so bad (but how DARE anyone suggest 'maybe counseling or a self-help book'), they started in with "does anyone else get soooo jealous of asians because they're naturally pretty"

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seriously though can you. can you imagine. twenty seconds from a bus stop that hooks in directly to other public transport such as trains, subway, and other bus lines. and living in one of not just your country's, but the *world's* most important cities and cultural centers.

and they feel oh so isolated and alone.

meanwhile here i am, unable to drive, which in america means: welcome to being a shut-in! commuter trains don't fucking exist in the south! atlanta may as well be in another state!!!

newcomer to fashion server: it's just so hard, i'm really out in the middle of nowhere

server: oh? where do you live

newcomer: south london!

me: oh, are you far away from a bus stop so you can't access public transportation then?

newcomer: lol no there's one like 20 seconds from my house

me: ....

me: excuse me. pardon everyone. excuse me. just need to step outside for a moment

me: [ 15 MINUTES OF INVECTIVE-FILLED AMERICAN YELLING ]

JUST WHAT SORT OF "MEAT" ARE WE "TENDERIZING" HERE, WAYFAIR.

also looking at the weather radar is somewhat intimidating. glad that i'm south enough that we're only going to get rain, but phew

RIP 'bama

PLUS i get to get cozy with my mermaid tail blanket (which my dog likes because it makes sitting on my legs extra cozy). so, win-win-win.

laptop gaming: IT'S THE FUTURE.

AND i get to game with my dog snuggling me off to one side, flopped on the recliner arm.

do YOU get to do that with AN OFFICE CHAIR WITH A DESKTOP YOU SIT AT?

N O P E

we all know who is the real winner folks!!! (me and my laptop!!!!)