Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

other people: saying words and knowing what those words meme

my brain at the moment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evwwWWYD0ZA , on loop

anyway if we're killing all cishets who's gonna be the first to do me a solid and take me out back to ol yeller me and my cold

or is the oppression that i am now going to be forced to endure this shit

[insert vadernooooo.mp4 here]

i can't tell if i need more cough syrup or less cough syrup to understand the fedi timeline tonight

possibly yes to both

also honestly i feel like Zero from Drakengard 3 and Darth Vader would probably, if you flung them at each other, get along surprisingly well

*after* they attempted to kill each other, ofc

but after the brawl they'd probably be chill. sit around a campfire discussing their favourite ways to stab shit to death, etc etc. while mikhail tries to hide behind a tree about 1/6th of his size staring warily at vader and octa makes lewd jokes

the other Extremely Darth Vader song that is going to get me scoped for weeb shit is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQrQEmClpWc This Silence Is Mine

however i feel like this is a lot more self-explanatory, and is not quite as hard a sell as the hatsune mikus, because a) i quite like Chihiro Onitsuka's vocal roughness, b) drakengard 3 is suitably dark and gritty as to not immediately offend darth vader fans who know it (and obscure enough that others won't recognize it HA)

holy SHIT has that meme been in my fucking gif folder for a hot goddamn minute. I'VE HAD THAT THING SINCE HIGH SCHOOL

@troubleMoney it's hatsune mikus all the way down

so there you have it everyone, darth vader's breakdown-related disassociation is vocaloids

"so i keep having this dream that i'm strangling you to death. oh also i think that if i just kill myself it would be beautiful and wonderful and the world would be right again!"

JUST LOOK AT THIS https://lyricstranslate.com/en/meltdown-roshin-yuukai-meltdown.html

LISTEN. I DON'T CARE THAT THIS SONG WAS POPULARIZED BY VOCALOIDS.

IT IS ESSENCE OF ANAKIN SKYWALKER/DARTH VADER

THAT IS WHAT HIS HEAD IS PLAYING 24/7 Y'ALL

oh thank goodness, i finally found a nice male cover of Meltdown so i can add this song with impunity to basically every darth vader/anakin skywalker playlist i ever create without getting immediately scoped for weeb shit by way of vocaloid nonsense

the infinite sadness of having fat calves when you find cute knee-high boots

every puzzle game by sierra is harder than any soulsborne game and that's just the truth folks

if you want just difficulty, go weep into a king's quest game

you won't like it

you will, in fact, hate it

but it's harder than dark souls

proposal: we erase "the dark souls of ____" from our vocabularies

we replace it with "sierra hard"

idk this looks like a p interesting little meme but i can guarantee my opinions will not be as coherent and knowledgeable as others but anyway (cr1itikal voice) let's do this shit

my dog is sulking at me because i'm not in bed

either she can tell i'm sick and i'm sicker than i think i am, or she's being a brat

i don't even understand the miku hatsunes but i feel like some weeb needs to get on being the first person to post the lyrics to double lariat with spinny text

@sky new star wars AU where padme goes "you know anakin you're under a lot of stress, have you considered this thing called cognitive behavioral therapy?" and after anakin skywalker acquires one (1) entire healthy coping strategy, palpatine's plans are foiled and Everything Is Fine

ok that's genuinely fucking obnoxious to do that much spinny text don't worry i'm done