Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

why are there so many people crying that the catholic high schoolers would be horribly oppressed by facing expulsion for their actions

listen

listen.

i went to a private school, ok? a NON-RELIGIOUS private school, even, so there was a lot less about strict ethical and moral standards

if i had acted like THAT

MY ASS WOULD HAVE BEEN GRASS

SO HARD. SO FAST.

I WOULD HAVE BEEN YEET'D OUTTA THERE SO QUICKLY, I'D BE CAUGHT ON CAMERA AS A UFO.

my dog is expressing her disappointment with me not giving her cookies by getting a bite of kibble, marching into the den, and staring at me while she crunches it all LOOK. LOOK AT WHAT DEPTHS YOU HAVE PLUNGED ME TO

my dog is giving me the stink-eye for having the AUDACITY to try and THROW her NEW FAVOURITE TOY (erik the red squirrel. very squeaky, with crinkly tail) into the HALLWAY (which is EVIL and FORBIDDEN) and NOT GIVING HER ALL MY COOKIES AFTER

@aldersprig Winston "Mongoose" Jones

p.s. you never said it had to be a GOOD name

youtube has FAILED me by not delivering a long compilation video of cat activation noises

i just want to see people lovingly bother their cats and receive a "pprt?" over and over, WHAT IS THE INTERNET GOOD FOR IF NOT CAT VIDEOS????????

i'm so excited because my town is getting a cat cafe

not only will this mean less cats adopted and dumped by college students (LET'S HOPE, FINGERS CROSSED), it means i can drive like 15 minutes to go bother cats instead of like 2 hours!!!!!!!!

i can't wait until i get barred for just going around lovingly bothering the kitties to hear the cat activation noise over and over

the bit at the end of how the bakers all still meet up with each other and are buddies!!!!!!!!!!!11

ALSO.... I'M SO HAPPY FOR THE WINNER.... THEY DESERVED IT SO MUCH BLOOOO

i finally got around to watching the end of great british bakeoff season 6 and i'm Just About Ready To Cry

like i'm not SAYING they're all replicants but i AM saying maybe we should ask them some questions about turtles in the desert ok

hot take:

people who don't like buttercream or ganache and instead prefer only fondant should be considered Extremely Suspicious

along with people who don't cry at the first 15 minutes of Up and/or that fucking damnable flying kiwi animated short, and are physically able to enjoy music but think all music entirely is not worth listening to

Extremely Suspicious.

EXTREMELY.

i don't need Marie Kondo's The Life Changing Magic Of Tidying Up

i need Marie Kondo's The Life Changing Magic of Recognizing You're Disabled And Being Able to Ask For Help And Recieve It While Also Being Ok With Letting People Do Shit For You Like Help You Sort Through Things

... #spoonie

good news: took a real cute dog picture

bad news: forgot to move my meds out of the way before i did so it has a very clear and visible shot of one of my restricted medications with my full name on it so i can't post it whoops.

@maple ah jeez. honestly i'm good at "they're channers" at this point. thank you for the warning, i'll try and keep my eye out for those names to avoid.

i may end up watching https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgH0pyo5Fbc instead of delving into it myself (and/or am linking it so you can reward yourself with bunny binkies for dealing with bullshit)

see look at this.

i actually get what they were going for here. there IS a plate, but i think that the "joke" here in the presentation is actually cohesive, so i quite like it. (apparently it is parsnip honey confit, with chocolate sauce.)

the real sin here tho... the pot isn't edible!!! i feel like that's such a missed opportunity. it's like they started the joke but bungled the punchline a bit, and *that's* what bothers me

@maple on one hand, being a mastodon newbie, i feel a bit curious and compelled to figure out what's going on

but on the other hand, i'm getting the strong impression that the better part of valor here would be to just not even attempt to figure it out by delving into the nitty gritty.

so am i correct in that this is a "be glad you don't know what the fuck is going on, fortunate child, and keep scrolling" type situation