Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

"which democratic candidate do you support, harp?"

whichever one is going to be most likely to push trump out of fucking office

so i have instead of a coat, this little short cloak

i love it and it has bunny ears on the hood

i think i'm settling more into the fediverse because today i reached up to adjust the ears and just thought, "hehehe i'm bune" a la @maple , @lynnesbian , etc.

@maple could you look at bags that have straps where you can convert from shoulder to backpack, back and forth?

i have one of those that i'm covering with pins, i've been real happy with it, i don't think it could fit a laptop however but it's likely they make laptop bags with the same sort of strap scheme. all you have to do is pull the straps slightly different, no unhooking/rehooking up stuff. it's useful as shit

anyway i am low on social spoons and ouchy but Still Here

my shoulder has decided that suddenly, it absolutely hates rainy weather. oh it's rainy? enjoy your 8 out of 10 pain

which i hate because that's around about the time i start getting kinda queasy.

but on the plus side, nerve pain don't play like that. it's other type of shit. which means more likely they'll be able to do something about it when they chase down what it is!

me: *doesn't post on social media for multiple days, barely talks on discord*

me: wow why do i feel so lonely and socially isolated

HUH THAT'S A MYSTERY

posting here just in case

hey if you play #warframe on switch and have the kubrow incubator thingey built

and you'd like for me to come be your resident lump of meat in a corner

i would really like a clan to help me not kill my space dogs lol. i usually just solo but my puppers........

i wrote a big longer post here https://www.reddit.com/r/warframeclanrecruit/comments/ardc9h/lfc_na_ns_harpalyce_single_idiot_and_hella_casual/ if you wish to peruse it

EXCUSE ME, FACEBOOK ADS??? HEWWO?????

in summary,

i finally remembered that my credit card has rewards points, and since i've been doing all of my quick-spend-up-disability-money-before-they-get-mad through it, i have a fuckton of points

so i was all "ehhh what could i get? oh this doesn't seem interesting.. i don't wanna salt lamp... well, i'm getting a TV from best buy, maybe i could get a gift card for 20 bucks off?"

BUT ACTUALLY, I GOT A GIFT CARD FOR... 100 DOLLARS

THAT'S LIKE

HALF A TV. (of the size i want.)

i feel EXTREMELY PLEASED with my adulting skills today

@maple on one hand, this is fucking bizarre

on the other hand, if ASMR of "you're a kid dying of polio because your parents didn't want to get you vaccinated, now you've reincarnated and you're angry about it", uh, actually gets through to somebody, i guess....?

oh man i just realized i miswrote shit last night lmao. not on tumblr, on reddit.

which makes being cishet sherpa getting someone up the mountain to "perhaps you're not cishet" base camp EVEN WEIRDER HONESTLY

my dad brought home valentine's day gifts (roses for my mom, and a balloon for me to not feel left out lol) and my dog has been

incredibly

suspicious

balloons are a MENACE that MUST BE STOPPED, she would like you to know!

these are the punitive cuddles after i dared to move the balloon to show her that balloons are not evil #dogsofmastodon #hollypls

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online i thought this was self-evident, in that wall-e is one of the most powerful* classes of lesbian: farm lesbian.

*all lesbians are most powerful tbh

ngl it feels very weird to be cishet sherpa up enby mountain but hey

i expect to get a lot of "nooooo whaaaat noooooooo those only exist as obnoxious tumblrinas!!!!" but i'm still gonna plant that seed for in about, oh idk *looks at watch* 3 months to 5 years, i expect that this poster is going to wake up at 3am and just kinda go

"god fucking dammit that reddit motherfucker might be RIGHT"

well, it's been a strange 24 hours on tumblr

i go in fencing with a sealion for far too long, somehow end up gilded for it (!), and now, after sorting through some whoops-i-thought-you-were-another-poster-sorry aggro

here i am

gently telling someone that if they think of their mind as non-gendered, and if they want to be treated as neither male nor female, that... it might be symptoms of being nonbinary, actually

hap valemtimes #splatoon2

honestly part of the fun of listening to advice shows/reading advice columns is when they fucking beef it

but WOW, the third letter on the dear prudence podcast

that guest REALLY had a critical compassion failure in her answer and i'm really hoping that after they wrapped recording, daniel ortberg was able to go "hey, listen, that was very not cool what you did back there"