Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

"will it help if we put some of that spray-on glitter dust in our hair too"

the answer is always yes tbh

"but i don't wANNAAAAA go to physical therapyyy tomorrowwwww"

"what if we use our new purse? y'know, the one that's shaped like a gameboy with holo angel wings and 'game over' on it?"

"buuuut...."

"we can wear our rainbow leggings, too. and that pair of pink combat boots with the angel wings, if you want."

"....whiiiiiiine"

"and our xbox controller resin charm necklace? y'know, the one that's a little glittery and pink?

"okaaaaaaaaay i guess if we do thaaaaaaat i can gooooo"

this probably says something about me, and that something is unflattering, but

a good 90% of my self-care is just me talking myself into shit with bribery like i'm a bratty toddler.

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online oh hey i actually might have broke-ass tips for nails

i feel like i've told them here before but like... simplynailogical is a very goofy youtuber but her tips for nail oil? legit

also bornpretty has pretty fuckin bomb prices on plain gel topcoats and chroming/holo/iridescent powders and liquid latex

and as somebody who has not so steady hands due to that spoonie life, liquid latex is... a fuckin gamechanger

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online oh also that face mask i tried that works super well and is fizzy and is like ten dollars on amazon for a big ol' horkin tub of it but it feels Extra Fancy because of being Foreign and K-Beauty Is All The Rage

i got that too

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online until that day would you like to come join me at the Broke-Ass Bitch Spa

i got some friends who are fucking wowed by the serums at the Dollar Tree (that are apparently ingredients-wise equivalent to $40+ ones and being flipped on ebay for that price and more), and i've been scoping out all the good shit on reddit about cheap makeup (apparently wet and wild is fucking killing it these days i gotta get in on that shit, their dupe for ABH Modern Romance is v nice...)

"harp was that just an excuse to go 'hey everybody look at my cute dog'?"

,,,perhaps,

@monorail i know a holly who would disagree

but only because she's apparently trying to be a shrimp instead, in protest of the TRAVESTY that is ME NOT GIVING HER ALL MY COOKIES

broke: gender roles

woke: put babies into blankets that look like tortillas and garnish with things like https://www.guineapigmarket.com/lettuce-lounger so that they become burritos

i think i've hit upon my new Standard Baby Shower gift

it's cute, funny, gender-neutral, and practical (at least in part)

gonna look for a kid sized version of https://www.amazon.com/Burrito-Blanket-Giant-Tortilla-Adults/dp/B01N05KZQY/ref=sr_1_3?keywords=throw+throw+burrito&qid=1551813405&s=gateway&sr=8-3&fbclid=IwAR2RQRxh7xCINx9T9ONcR0gwZ4Ns-gOoR5RMzGKcAHlkOJ0HTh2LQffNiKM and then plushies that look like tomato and lettuce. JUST SWADDLE YOUR BABY INTO A BURRITO

i'm just so excited for hildryn

idk if i will even be able to play her well but i am one hundred percent going to buy her on switch immediately

1. chunky lady character
2. who is strong
3. no fat jokes
4. presented entirely as an incredible powerhouse
5. NO FAT JOKES.
6. gets to fly
7. kickass title ("the domina of armament")
8. did i mention no fat jokes? because i like that part a lot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q1Ewhuk1K4

good news everyone! it's time for my good aesthetic decisions in #warframe to get in your eyeballs!

.

...

...... """""""good""""""

they're certainly aesthetic decisions though

and yes i did just get this warframe in a moment of "d'aw shucks, well, if that's a 50% off coupon..." (and what can i say i'm so excited for hildryn GOD SHE LOOKS SO GOOD)

i am really sorry about all the words, if someone needs the pictures described i can probably do it after i take some medicine for my aching shoulder but it's going to be, like, a toot per description

i today i drew some terrible comic type shits about #lolitafashion with mediocre drawing and too many got dam words

real talk, mad respect for the people who are going 'zero waste' or 'waste neutral' etc.

but if anyone starts getting all giddy about how everyone should be like that or else, i will kindly invite said person to eat my entire disabled ass

how are you gonna make my sterile diabetes supplies zero waste h m m m