Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

anyway, it's very fun to write intros to fake Secret World lore entries, simply because you get to pile on obscure references after wikipedia-diving for them.

but i'm also cheating by using bjork lyrics.

still fun tho.

https://wiki.crygaia.org/view/Lore is, btw, what i am trying to emulate (at least, the first entries, extended out). even if you don't give a shit about ever playing secret world, the lore entries are just a darn good time and some real nice reading.

dear NSA agent and/or person tracking wikipedia history:

i'm not a dumbshit i swear, nor am i up to some weird thing with these varied and many searches, i'm just finding a whole bunch of fuckin things i can reference because Secret World Lore Entry Intros Be Like That

i got a comment on this fic and i think "this is a very ambitious crossover" is polite commenter for "you are bugfuck crazy for attempting this"

BUT APPARENTLY, I AM SOMEHOW MAKING IT WORK ANYWAY

hey

it's bjork remix time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWd7Y31-jWQ

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online https://www.etsy.com/shop/WalloyaMorringShop here we go, come roll around screaming about that fox doll with me

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online oh my god iplehouse does pet dolls now FUCK

good thing i'm poor regardless..... (tho i have to admit i really like these russian bjd makers on etsy a lot more for animal dolls, hold on lemme find their link so you can join me in howling in agony at tfw no every doll)

here's also a good video to be reminded of today https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtFPLav3DYs

the one disadvantage of eyeglasses:

really hard to photograph my eyeshadow lewks

conversely, the advantage of eyeglasses:

nobody on the internet can see how i just.... don't blend shit

the eternal mood:

looking really cute then forgetting to take a pic of yourself when you finally trudge back home

but still

ANIME WATER DRESS WITH MANICURE TO MATCH AND CUTE NEW PURSE, tw: eye contact for the one with my face in it idk why the pic is on its side it's a mystery to everyone.

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online i hear in france they call it a battle royale with cheese

/idk why that pulp fiction reference decided it needed ti be a thing but here we are

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online FUCK MY BRAND

@monorail it's kind of aristotelian tbh

very little catharsis for the audience, but in the end it's a man brought low by his own hamartia, his own fatal flaw

i don't think having some sympathy for that is a bad thing, especially because when we see a tragedy we see the pattern that gets repeated (bringing other people, far more sympathetic, into suffering) - and that we can go "there but for fortune go i" about, too, tbh

note: you'll have to clean up the fallout underneath your eye but once it's on there it stays pretty well, my under-eyes are looking especially grungy because this was immediately after i had physical therapy and my mascara was being complainey + didn't use any under-eye concealer, just bb cream today

it looks impressive but is really quick to do, and would be v cute for st patrick's day, especially if you do your lids green

PRO MAKEUP HAXX:

to make people think you've spent much more time doing your eyeshadow than you actually have, get a large 'toothbrush' style brush and a rainbow highlighter, put down some glitter eyeshadow primer, and then load up the brush with rainbow highlighter and roll it onto your eye all at once, then do the lid itself some other color since that's where it's not gonna transfer too good and fill in the edges with a brush as needed

and BAM! RAINBOW!

(selfies with eye contact follow)

ahsoka: is.........................that a compliment

anakin, distantly, several rooms away: YOU KNOW IT AIN'T, SNIPS

ahsoka: HEY PADME I KNOW IT'S LIKE 8AM BUT I BROUGHT SOMETHING TO HELP ANAKIN

padme: wh-

ahsoka: IT'S A THERAPY DOG

padme: oh, that's -

ahsoka: and by therapy dog i mean someone was giving away puppies but it's very soft and good to pet and that's basically like therapy right?

padme: ...ahsoka, understand that i love you like my own adopted daughter

padme: but this is the most on-brand "anakin's padawan" thing you've ever done