Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

every time i look at this review on ao3 i just start giggling

in a good way

it's a very lovely sweet comment complimenting me on pulling off an "ambitious crossover"

which is polite person speak for "lol what the fuck"

@nahstradamus i feel like now i need to put a FFXIV loading screen here to completely run off with your perfectly cromulent joke

@PrinceOfTheIronFist@mastodon.social

oh god that's terrifying to encounter on the fediverse

you know how sometimes you see a picture and you Just Know? i now Just Know that the person making these has a transformation kink. i don't know if THEY know it yet. but i Know. it's there.

WAIT WAIT NO. TATI NEEDS TO PLAY YAKUZA 0. just 5 hours of her gleefully micromanaging the cabarets. i'd watch that shit. i'd watch it so hard.

and simplynailogical too in there somewhere. but probably something colorful and kind of fucking nuts. ...i'm gonna say Hatoful Boyfriend.

and i'm gonna say Contrapoints playing Shadowrun. specifically dragonfall because that's my favourite

there we go, dream matchup of youtubers doing off-brand let's plays complete

also what may be a terrible take:

i kinda wish some youtubers i occasionally enjoy watching would do let's plays even though it's completely off brand for them

Emmymadeinjapan playing Ocarina of Time (or DOOM.), Safiya Nyagaard playing Grim Fandango, Lovely Lor playing a nuzlocke pokemon run, Tati playing... hm what would Tati play ok it would be funniest seeing her play DOOM but i'm gonna go with a Final Fantasy game because #fashion, and contrapoints playing something (idk what)

let's plays are little sibling culture

because watching someone else play vidya is fun (and even more fun when you get to yell at them and backseat drive)

jennifer garner is really out there living her best life, huh

@InspectorCaracal i was going to quibble but then i remembered how many enya cds i own so

yep, yep. exactly

@InspectorCaracal it's true, it's all true

(except i use two old goats cream instead of aspercream or bengay so at least i smell a little more herb-y and a little less nursing home)

also tho being token cishet i have realized that although i shoot for motherly energy, i actually end up somewhere else. the white eyelet lace curtains, the crystal bowls full of werther's originals, the cream for my aching joints after i comment on how i know rain must be coming, the urge to just slip twenty dollar bills (and possibly packaged leftovers) into the pockets of my friends when they aren't looking because I NEED TO MAKE SURE THEY LEAVE WITH SOMETHING...

i am big grandma energy

@katrani @monorail ah, so the three groups are:

1. mom

2. wine aunt (bad but not in a serious way)

3. vodka cousin (disaster children)

?

@monorail oh my god

well

in good news, the loud whoosh you just heard outside? that was not an airplane

that was your extremely clever joke going over my oblivious head

@monorail i feel antagonized for you using the discord light theme

(joking aside unless i've missed your sarcasm iirc there's totally a word for that and also tetris was being legit researched as therapy for ptsd for a bit)