Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

the smithsonian article also has a delightful picture from the twitter of one of the scientists wherein a banana is included for scale

although other bad things are happening in this world, please remember: new froggies have been discovered in madagascar! they are tiny! and they have been given the new genus name: Mini! and the new frog species are: M. ature, M. scule, and M. mum.

https://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0213314

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/three-newly-discovered-frog-species-are-among-worlds-smallest-180971819/

anyway everyone here is now formally beholden to not rat me out as being not disabled because i pulled myself together for 15 seconds to take a selfie thanks https://talkpoverty.org/2019/03/28/trump-selfies-dangerous-disabled-people/

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online fucking co-signed, please pay attention to this VERY important series of public service announcements everyone THANK YOU.

@InspectorCaracal with enough glue and possibly mod podge, ANYTHING CAN STICK TO ANYTHING

however mod podge is shit to wrassle with sometimes. but i bet it could probably stick. i mean pill bottles are made so adhesive labels stick to them after all

ofc you gotta drill a drainage hole in the middle for planters but it could be a cute size for like. One Small Seedling. maybe something like a mint plant

the big chonkers i get my metformin in though would make pretty good pencil cups lmao

yknow i should do some crafts with all of my empty pill bottles

(since i saw that idea and i don't wanna crash the other thread bc it was addressed to an audience i am not part of)

i bet the smaller ones would be cute little seedling containers maybe

i wonder if washi tape sticks to old pill bottles?

i have to wonder if "the internet is just too quick to say break up in relationship advice!!!" is actually correlation/causation getting backwards

e.g., it's not the internet being stuck in a rut, but more like wondering why there are so many sick people in an ER waiting room

if your relationship is to the point where people seek advice, there's usually a big problem that's popped up, and that problem often is big enough that the answer is "DTMFA and GTFO"

I Will Stop Saying DTMFA When Motherfuckers Stop Needing To Be Dumped Already

small brain: the internet jumps to DTMFA too quickly in all relationship advice

bigger brain: the internet is sometimes right in that you have to break up with people if the relationship and mutual respect has fallen apart

galaxy brain: pushback along the lines of "the internet just says people should break up!!!" is often a misogynist tool to tell women they should allow any old bullshit and shame them for wanting to leave and is just STAND BY YOUR MAAAAAN in a scooby doo villain mask

CRY AND DOWNVOTE MORE, TERFS

YOU CAN EAT MY ENTIRE ASS AS YOU CRY ABOUT HOW MEAN I ARE SAYING THAT Y'ALL ARE VIOLENT AND STARTED ABOUT TRANS EXTERMINATION NOT JUST 'EXCLUSION'

SUCK MY DIIIIIIIIIICK

EVEN THO I'M CIIIIS I'LL GET A DIIIIIIICK JUST SO YOU CAN SUCK IT TEEEEEERFS

@InspectorCaracal EXCELLENT

MY NONSENSE TAKES FORM TO BETTER INFECT THE UNIVERSE

@InspectorCaracal concept to heighten it into proper-ass satire:

do one set of drawings for the comic. just one.

then do different dialog but just that

sometimes wildly different

like dinosaur comics, but overdramatic anime

@InspectorCaracal ...PERFECT.

@ hollywood and @ whatever anime hollywood is: hire us

@InspectorCaracal competitive online solitaire card game anime that is very overdramatic, with the main character being a NEET

and he's still the only character

@InspectorCaracal competitive solitaire but there is only one character in the entire series

concept: dramatic card game anime like yugioh but for solitaire

me right now: "oh hi muscle relaxer"

but said like "oh hi mark" from the room