Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

shit youtube has some choice recs today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAei8LUDl-g

safari time..... now riding along with a charming dude happily talking to the camera

RUNS IN TOP SPEED TO MASTO

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online !!!!!!!!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEPRVy1jat4 !!!!!!!!! GIRAFFE CAM!!!!!!!!!

@goat@hellsite.site have you heard of the new party idea where it started as a joke and the concept is everyone gives a 5 minute powerpoint to their friends about something they think is really neat?

bc honestly a daisy chain of everyone infodumping is a choice party idea to me

it's just special interests a-go-go all the way down

did i just bust myself by tweeting this and including an @ to the nintendo account?

yes

is the joke worth it?

i'm going to say definitely yes.

also i can think of no higher bribe than "please take this fat pikachu to fix my joycon before the splatfest"

@BabaIsBot "but harp, that's an ee cummings song about wanking set to music -"

BJORK FAN BJORK FAN BABA IS BJORK FAN NO TAKEBACKSIES

@BabaIsBot i can't believe it you guys, baba confirmed for bjork fan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTCm4n3dPZc

@BraixenIRL i feel like if i asked my dad about this, with him being a linguist and all, i could probably get you an in-depth answer

....in about five hours after i was able to get away from the incoming lecture

nintendo support: please ONLY send the part for repair and NOTHING ELSE

camera pans to me, narrowing my eyes rebelliously as i write a cheerful little letter to the tech who will end up repairing my joy-con and enclose a pikachu sticker as bribery to do an extra good job

honestly i'm just waiting to become a full mastodon member with full masto experience, and by that i mean being on some blacklist and being widely shamed for some as yet unidentified sin on my part

if that has not already happened of course

lordy i've felt like badly microwaved death all day and i am so tired of it

@BestGirlGrace the first place i can think of is meundies perhaps? they are a bit expensive but they also have all prints in all designs iirc, so they might technically be "men's briefs" but they're also in fucking adorable strawberry print or happy llama print or otters print. pricey but i've heard people completely rave about them so there's also that? https://www.meundies.com/products/mens-brief?pc=BL

you know that experience of seeing a kink and going "oh no that's hot"?

we need a word for the exact opposite of that, of seeing something and becoming pure "oh! i hate that. i hate that so much"

on that note, please tag your bimboification kink and/or adjacent kinks that bank on becoming feminine also equating with becoming an idiot, so i can let the filter nab them, lest i end up saying something uncharitable in a blind feminist rage.

i would join in the 'there are no tops on mastodon' discourse, as a domme, but i think that my being here is the sort of monkey's paw cursed fulfillment that just makes the situation worse and more tragic:

there *is* a top, but i'm the token cishet

also, have an article of murderous medieval bunnies http://www.openculture.com/2019/03/killer-rabbits-in-medieval-manuscripts-why-so-many-drawings-in-the-margins-depict-bunnies-going-bad.html?fbclid=IwAR0naZKvq4OrYaUptirdanCeTyoFCzg0cL25gfiJu8i993g0EWWYHV0Q4gI