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in which a wigglytuff subtoots 

tldr to further thoughts: being hurt yourself is not carte blanche to excuse and perpetuate bigotry, what the fuck.

also fuckin hell, why do so many people in the Enlightened Expanse of Mastodon seem to pull their thoughts about jewish people straight from the ass of a priest in the spanish inquisition circa 1482. if you are literally on the same brainwave as a medieval fuck trying to incite a pogrom even my goy ass knows you need to sit down.

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in which a wigglytuff subtoots 

"people say that such conspiracies are antisemitic, but i think they need to be talked about more because abrahamic religions are so rife with abuse and that takes presedence over quelling obvious antisemitism!"

that's... probably enough mastodon for me today, i think

abuse happens, and religion is a tool favored by abusers, but at the same time? no the illuminati are not the jewish new world order come to kill us all jfc stop excusing such obvious horseshit

When my youngest is playing Pokémon, he always says “Jigglybuff”.

egregious tmi health whining (this is going to be a reoccurring theme for a bit, sorry) 

there's heavy period and then there's this, which is my uterus going above and beyond its miserable usual

i am fairly convinced that if this was a just world, i would have a buddy IV pole full of fluids and possibly an iron supplement of some form

dog pls it's okay the electric fireplace gives us warm it's good

for reference on how to do this kind of headline properly, drink in the magnificence of this masterpiece

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gosh i need to play shadowrun hong kong but i keep running up against the fact that i am bad at video games

@SinaCutie whelp, i guess then that's a lesson about what phrases you meant to be abrasive, including those indicating childishness like " like "mommy-daddy-take-care-of-me", are taken. and how if you set out to be abrasive, sometimes you end up being taken as abrasive, leading people to "get hung up on your words" and skip over your deeper meaning. i know it's frustrating, but sometimes if you aim to be combative in communication, you end up being taken as combative. /shrug.

well i was going to get up but now my dog's come and sat on me so i'm trapped forever

@SinaCutie so, it's not mocking, you just used abrasive language to compare them to whiny children and dismiss that concern/people seeking that feature as childish?

well, as i said, interesting take, and a stance you can certainly align yourself with. you may also have to accept that in intentionally using abrasive language for it, people will take the abrasive language, well, abrasively.

c'est la vie, and all that jazz.

@SinaCutie that's a valid critique that they can go elsewhere, but why characterize someone wanting server blocks in place as so childish?

it's someone wanting a level of curation that your server doesn't offer, not someone who needs to be mocked as wanting mommy and daddy to do all the work for them - especially when you ended up throwing everyone who wants server blocks in place in their social space as just having childish feels to be catered to.

@SinaCutie that's an... interesting take, equating the desire for a fedi server that, say, blocks obvious bad actors as a purely childish impulse of "mommy-daddy-take-care-of-me feels" needing to be 'catered to', and thus beneath you.

commendable to wear it on your sleeve i suppose, but i'm also not sure why you're shocked at this exercise in libertarian server management may be unpopular.

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz this is going to be an answer to this question so stereotypical and emblematic i might as well pin it as a justified self-callout:

luke skywalker.

..........i think actually meat provides the nutrients so you wouldn't die of beriberi, but out of all the nutritional deficiencies i feel like beriberi definitely has the greatest comedy potential in its name (as scurvy is more associated with pirates and thus muddies the punchline, etc.)

but then again peterson also touts his diet of only water, beef, and salt, like literally that's it nothing else not even pepper, so uh

boy howdy the man's a dumbass

can't wait until he and all his loyal copycat followers keel over of beriberi or some shit

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and i say this as somebody who is actually pretty fond of jungian analysis in some respects

but

jung didn't really come up with serious psychology, the same way the humoral system of medicine tried and failed to make, well, medical science

it's some fantastic things for literary critique but to use it as psych makes as much sense as using campbell's hero's journey as a method for treating your ADHD. it just don't work lol

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honestly all you really need to know about jordan peterson's intelligence is that he thinks Jung is still psychology

in which a wigglytuff is full of gross tmi whining 

one of the worst things about being extra chunky is just the clots get. stuck.

there is one that's just sitting there being itchy but i don't actually want to go spelunking for the fucking thing and end up with blood to my elbow

not to mention all the clots that are all "oh look, a clitoral hood! my new home! i'm going to sit here and be irritating...forever!"

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz well, at least the roasting is likely to end up delicious

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