Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

one face mask later, i am AMAZED this is typed anywhere NEAR correctly

good: skincare fancy mask time yay

bad: i wear glasses and i can't see shit. i have no idea if this is typed accurately. it's literally a line of greyish blur on white. so uhhh yes.

i mean i could scrape off the bits from my nosepads but this one is a bubbly clay mask and let's not put that on lenses

also i hope at the end of this patch the setup for the next ffxiv xpack is just "krile, alisaie and WoL set off on a rad road trip to save everyone and swap embarrassing stories about alphinaud"

catching up on story quests and honestly

If They Hurt Alisaie

I'm Going To Set The Entirety Of Eorzea On Fire

that is my DAUGHTER

an excuse to give alisaie and alphinaud new models that make them not look like they are both twelve.

i know! i know! the timeline! and elezen aging with 'second puberty' and whatnot! but oh my god i'm still so creeped out when people get shippy with them

anyway tldr yet again is, cis dudes wanting to come play with makeup = cool! great! makeup should have no gender!

cis dudes using this as just another sphere in which men MUST be better at it than women, and talking down to women, while often sneering that women had no idea what they were doing until HE arrived and helped ALL THESE POOR PITIFUL STUPID LADIES:

flames

flames, on the side of my face,

however that is the sort of dude who thinks their sexuality is always a perfect defense against any misogyny (or often racism, etc. too!)

and still *treats women's bodies like currency they have power over* instead of women having agency themselves

it's just... so fucking pervasive in the Online Booty Gooroos, and i'm done with it

ngl i'm kinda over a certain type of - inevitably white, middle-upper-class - cis gay dude who thinks that not only "oh but honey i'm gay, i think vaginas are sOOOOOOOO GROSS lol" means they get to come be in women-centric spaces, but that they do femininity better than women because of it

it's just... same shit... different package.......

every time i hear james charles's rallying cry of SISTERS~~~~~~~ my blood pressure spikes a bit to be quite honest

please stop co-opting female solidarity, cis gay dudes

if you're trans that is great! if you're enby that is great! but you're fuckin cis please stop. this is not your clubhouse. we built it to get away from cis dudes. pls.

sometimes i just remember that one survey they did of british scientists talking about religion/spirituality and how so many of them volunteered "and by the way, Richard Dawkins is a fucken asshole and i hate him" when they in no way had asked about him or mentioned his name

it's just. the irl occurrence of that one line from portal. "the results say you're a terrible person. we weren't even testing for that"

i didn't remember that today my massage appointment is an hour and a half later than usual and it means i get to slowly meander through my lunch instead of being on the go hooray

@orrery@weirder.earth oh, is this the vegetarian equivalent of that old joke of "how to cook a loon"

aka put it through a very complicated process after tying it to a brick, and then last step is throwing away the loon and eating the brick?

mmmm delicious low-poly food

that inspector hildibrand drives a very hard bargain. it's a terrifying threat, it is

oh my god i forgot that balmung is where someone fairly popular in the rp comm is playing a character with the same last name as min is irl

I AM NOT USED TO SHARING THAT

FEELS WEIRD MY DUDES

HOW DO I NOT HUNT THEM DOWN ALL "TRADITION DEMANDS WE MUST FIGHT, THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE"

janine is just... a very good catgirl... please look at my daughter. thank you