Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

i know there are definitely limits but i'm glad the mcelboys are out there being visibly some cishet white dudes who genuinely want to do better, to deal with problematic shit they have said, who admit fault for it and don't shirk away from doing that work

and also that they're out there doing that while bluntly stating that it's not about a pc culture war, it's about doing a better job, and their job is to entertain folks, and thus it's part of being a better person *and* a better comedian.

i kinda want to figure out what the ten-year-old tweets in question are, but i think it's probably better left alone

honestly even if you're not a fan of the mbmbam style of comedy - it's kinda absurdist marmite - i'm glad that the mcelroy brothers exist in pop culture to be a bunch of cishet white dudes who are genuinely interested in learning from mistakes and doing so humbly, being openly ready to listen, learn, do better, and not give buckets of dodges and excuses.

@kelly oh fuck The Itchy.... nobody talks about that much but it *happens* and it's *awful*

hopefully it passes for you soon :(

today's spoonie mood has been:

i spun the Wheel O' Muscle Relaxer and lost

green fluff is good tho

like, it's white culture, in the same way puppy gender reveal parties are white culture, because we sure as fuck cannot blame this nonsense on anyone else. we just gotta sit here with our sins.

however, it's delicious

https://www.yellowblissroad.com/classic-pistachio-fluff-salad/

well like morally

green fluff is delicious and you can pry it from my cold dead hands

i may have just chased a scary bug across my parlor room spraying it with windex

in my defense, a) big, b) looks scary, c) kinda worried it's an ant battle queen or some sort of carpenter ant queen and NO ROOM FOR ANTS IN HERE GO AWAY

FUCK YO PEDOSTACHE, ALL BJORK IS BEST. DO NOT SEEK TO RANK THEM.

or if vespertine isn't number one i am fucking coming for you and your bad facial hair both

Look At Him, Look At My Favourite Garbage Murderdad

Behold This Utter Terrifying Trash Fire (i chant as i post more au darth vader)

i'm actually mildly terrified that the next commission i get of vader from my au fanfic, some sort of DILF singularity will occur, and i will be crushed by an oncoming wave of people way too hornt for him due to artists just being way too good at delivering that vibe

source: see following comms by minttu, takens, and hoiist

cws for eye contact and a bit of blood

sorry everyone it's real darth vader hours

i feel like in the interests of expediency for communicating the essential aspect of his character, the next commission i get of my pet-fanfic-version darth vader/anakin skywalker should just be like

him painted over this

if you've never seen the episode of the muppet show where mark hamill guest stars PLEASE do so, it is a joy and a gift

my favourite is that mark hamill plays himself being really excited to be there but gets CONSTANTLY PUSHED OUT OF THE LIMELIGHT BY HIS JERK COUSIN LUKE SKYWALKER

please, i beg you, someone out there who has #yakuza and some 3d posing software and/or time for fanart. PLEASE recreate this trend but it's haruka quietly dying of embarrassment as kiryu yeets himself skyward in full ministry of silly walks pose https://imgur.com/gallery/9zMjljf

@maple (e.g. when i know i'm in a space where there's a lot of kids - like, say, in the splatoon2 tag on twitter - i have to keep in mind, quite seriously, what i'm saying and doing as to be a good influence, publicly and visibly. i feel like way too many people laugh that off or "oh whatever they'll be fine" when it's very important.)