Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

i don't want anything unreasonable, ok?

i dont need to run marathons

i dont mind being in some pain

i just want to be able to take more than two showers a week

i just want to be able to reliably get to eat 3 meals a day and not 2 or 1 or 0 and just have to graze on snacks because i'm so nauseated from being in pain

why is that so impossible

thank goodness i have a switch so i can not have to aggravate my shoulder with typing in order to stay sane

i am however showing up 15 years late to the party:

okami is a pretty good game it seems

so my shoulder has decided to punt me into massive pain land

finally managed to eat an actual meal though. i hate pain nausea so much. gotta call doc tomorrow.

but yeah if i'm not around tons that's what's up

@Rei@snouts.online AAAA THESE ARE SO CUTE..........

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz AAA THAT IS ADORABLE 😍

and i bet it works out very nice for the ducks lmao, having scary geese for neighbors

anyone who thinks feathers ruined dinosaurs being scary has never encountered an angry goose

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz O: have the duckies made some goose friends too??? i know around here it's not totally uncommon

but also the reverse is not totally uncommon because canadian geese are fucking mean bastards

one of the great realizations of adulthood for me has been that i don't need to understand somebody to respect them

like... i'm not trans. i struggle to comprehend some aspects. or kin folks. or folks who enjoy doing math for fun. even if these concepts kind of make my brain go error 404 not found, it don't mean i gotta fight that shit. i can just say i can't relate and that's fine and i can be cool about it anyway.

AT LEAST I DIDN'T TAKE MY DIABETES MEDS YET I GUESS

hey shoulder i wanted to eat tortellini for dinner and not PAIN SO BAD I FEEL NAUSEATED

ok i know it's birdsite but #ffxiv tag... y'all.... https://twitter.com/ffxivtoilets i wheezed multiple times

@InspectorCaracal y'know what that's close enough to accurate honestly, just imagine it, like, out to politely wait for some garlic naan if it's being offered

i need to see if netflix's english subtitles for Amrapali are decent, and if they have other classic bollywood movies with Vyjayanthimala in them, and actually watch them instead of just looking at gifsets l m a o

i may have been reminded today how much of an awful curryboo i am, but every time i see gifsets of Amrapali floating around, the costumes are just... so... INCREDIBLE.

@monorail and 'selfie-insert' is when the dildo's got a camera on the end of it

...i think this object actually exists but i'm far too much of a coward to actually google it and find it

i've never played doom, but i have some ideas to put forward about #doomguy .

1. doomguy is a massive clingy cuddler if he likes you enough

2. also iron fucking grip

3. basically his version of cuddling is that he becomes a pillbug and you are in the middle somewhere

4. basically the closest a person can come to ball form while not being samus aran

5. it's very cute, if you don't need to get up and do anything for about 8 hours

truly, Erato remains the most inscrutable of the muses

me: writing is too hard, i wish i could write, i wonder where my writing brain is

writing brain: sup bitch it's me

me: hooray!!! so about that next chapter of -

writing brain: no time to talk we need to make several thousand words of Leon Kennedy getting sex pollen'd with Mr. X despite watching like half an episode of a playthru of the remake and not playing any resident evil games ourselves whatsoever

me: but

me: wait

me: why

PLEASED NOISES

now if only i could shave my legs lmao

well hot diggity, that's unexpected but exciting

i ordered some rainbow knee socks off aliexpress all "i bet these won't stretch at all... but i can still scrunch them up and be cute!" and They Actually Fit Wtf