Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

dogs... good. we should pet them. pet dog is good.

thank you for coming to my ted talk

and for some reason i disagreed totally. the fountain did not aesthetically go with the surroundings at all, but it was being well maintained and had been preserved well, and people got to come appreciate it, even if they were coming in to bowl. it even had (in the basin part of the fountain) a bunch of coins in it - but they were all tokens from the little arcade.

then we went glow-in-the-dark bowling so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ dunno what THAT means lmfao

i had a dream a couple nights ago with one detail i keep remembering and i am puzzled why

namely, i was part of a group going bowling and another person got really upset about a fountain in the bowling alley lobby. the fountain was made as a kind of showpiece for a bronze sculpting company in like 1910 or so, full art nouveau, showing Echo and Narcissus, and was eventually sold off to this bowling alley. the other member of the group kept being mad about how it should be in a museum, etc.

i have Acquired a Shirt

and also many spicy peppers, which is a good thing given that the second and third shrines to get out of baby beginner newbie plateau are in cold places

cooking is.... probably more fun than it should be to me

@breakfastgolem hey

hey

hey

this is Yanni/Enya erasure

@monorail as soon as link undergoes the trial of upgrading his smartphone i mean sheika slate with amazon app, i'm ordering him a nice cozy sweater

and with one-day shipping, too! (because it's going on zelda's credit card. sorry not sorry princess.)

spirit orbs: APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE TITTY

also at what point does link get a shirt. is the hero of hyrule just going to pile drive ganon onto his razor-sharp-due-to-the-cold nips or what

so i impulse-purchased breath of the wild last night

i did manage to find some pants. but link running around shirtless coupled with the laconic dialog options are making me imagine him as Boomhauer from King of the Hill

DANG OL BOGOBLINS MAN

i appreciate that my body is no longer going for marathon periods, however, i now have a couple days of light flow coupled with tons of clots

which ends up just with little tiny clots sticking up the place

being itchy

and irritating

i need a fucken pressure wash or some shit

hey if any of y'all wanna add me on shit

switch~ SW-4830-7360-8912

animal crossing pocket camp~ 1635 5060 585

pokemon go~ 1990 3912 2833

i may just be a bit stir-crazy because having no spoons is some fuck when also your creative mind is very active

it's cabin fever but the cabin is me lol

honestly, if i wouldn't feel bad about suckering people into bullshit, i could be a *fantastic* purveyor of flimflammery

like i know enough history, have an english degree, and can wikipedia world mythology, i could write one hell of a pack of bull to pass off some type of ~folksy mysticism~

...

but if i get the spoons to do that, i should prolly just sell out in a way i'm comfortable with first, e.g., write that erotica novel l m f a o

@matt lmao i know that mood very well

if i ever abandon my last scruples i'm gonna be on there selling haunted dolls on ebay because fuck it, i got an english degree, people want a bit of tat with a compelling story, let's do this shit who cares

@InspectorCaracal i am a bear of very little brain and the idea that someone would just go "ah yes, this pre-made character is a complete and accurate representation of my inner self, i'll buy it for 15 bucks thanks" tends to break what little brains i still got

someone should be out there making mad bank on being a like. fursona concierge. like the professional who you talk to and who guides you through the creation of one.

kayfabe is a good word and i should use it more often. despite the fact that i have negative two interest in wrestling.

i first learned it through an asshole who decided that since his character in ffxiv was a garlean, everyone should hate him ooc too, and wanted to go "mneh mneh kayfabe tho" whenever someone called bs on that. but kayfabe is too nice a word to be left in such dreary surrounds. i am hereby commandeering it