Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

alternatively, i'm gonna end up with "3 to 6" new scars - small little ones since this is all done with laparoscopic surgery aka with a bitty camera they fish in there - so send cool tattoo ideas LMAO

oh yeah i should actually post a Somewhat Important Update on mastodon eh

i have a surgery date for them to actually go see what they can see with my shoulder being fucked! (there's a bone spur for them to deal with but they're also going to take a look since MRIs are showing nothing but something's Decidedly FUBAR In There.)

August 6!

please 🐻 with me for the inevitable post-surgery pain-bitching, etc., and if you can spare them, send good thoughts/prayers/etc. that they find n fix something

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz HECK YEAH it's one of my favs

opening up the omega raids also made me laugh-cry so hard i wheezed

but i'm also just overly fond of Nero Tol Scaeva, Disaster String Bean, tbh. the main reason i'm on twitter is to follow someone's rp account where they do "nero, but by way of a bad 80's comedy sitcom", and it's just kind of fucking delightful on so many levels: https://twitter.com/ThatFnScaeva

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz ok but also i'm upset with him for being both alive, and also hot under that helm.

like suddenly livia's weird comments of ARE YOU COMIN TO STEAL MY MAN WOL YOU BITCH make more sense. like, slightly. not very much. but slightly.

also you should totally do the crystal tower raid storyline to get more Nero, What The Hell Are You Doing Here, but i find him wandering around being a scuzzy deserter gremlin hilarious so i'm biased

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz i'm ok with this as long as you got room in your heart for a one-shot of hien's chesthair x me

just met a sprout with absolute balls of steel who got to 50 and promptly did the entire relic weapon questline. genuinely in awe of them/mildly terrified at their gameplay prowess

@InspectorCaracal HROTHGAR AKA A RACE OF BARA CATS WHO ARE ALL MALE SINCE VIERA ARE ALL FEMALE AND I AM STILL DISGRUNTLED AT THE GENDER LOCKS BUT OH WELL

i've been in limsa for 2 minutes and already it's a good crop of names today in #ffxiv

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz the amount of work they've put into warframe is honestly fucking staggering

but i feel like D-E is one of the few companies that i will stan a bit for because it feels like they're trying to actually be not complete bastards about free-to-play LOL

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz (though those happen at the end of every, like... 'chapter' of the story, so to speak. the this-is-where-you'd-be-waiting-a-bit-since-they-didn't-come-out-all-at-once moments.)

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz hmm - maybe see if you like the groove of it initially? it depends on if you liked ARR Hildy i think

i loved all Hildy so i admit i'm biased lmao, but i feel like SB Hildy served up a bit more classic goofs very much flavored by like... "ah yes, this is definitely some references to traditional japanese comedy/theater that i am totally not getting right now, but this is still enjoyable"

the ending dance routines at the fake theater are also totally worth watching imho

so here in unexpected youtube recs, here's a rather nice video from someone talking about makeup that is physically easy to apply, for both beginners and - specifically mentioning! - people who have disabilities https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVoHvj7N05Q&t=1s

might be useful for my fellow #spoonie folks who want to play with makeup!!

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz SHE LOOKS SO GOOD also i groaned at Treble Cleave so that's how you know it's a good punny name

*enthusiastically dances a little jig while singing* THE WORST THING 🎵 ABOUT THIS PERIOD 🎵 IS TH CLOTS 🎵 GETTIN' STUCK 🎵 UP IN MY CLIT 🎵

@Zero_Democracy i perpetually chug opioids and cbd like it's my job. which i guess it is given i'm disabled and all?

shit, i think galaxy braining myself is a sign i should be in bed LMFAO........