Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

@savedr@freeradical.zone sadly i cannot claim the creation of it, merely propagation of the term

@doctorsidrat@fandom.ink AH THANK YOU, i have been looking for somewhere to watch this off and on and finally it is squirreled away on youtube where i can see it! \o/

@Cables@snouts.online oh jesus tapdancing christ. it's just going to be misogyny shoved directly in the gob of each reader like someone punitively making another eat half a can of cheez-whiz by squirting it directly in there

my dog has been wandering around wanting to bark and play and you know what finally got her to settle down?

putting out the new blanket my mom got for me on my legs

it is the very soft velvety type and that is Her Favourite. she literally came running to sniff it and begged until i put my feet up so she could snuggle blanket

@Cables@snouts.online if i'm remembering right, this actually was published a couple years after Lord of the Flies hit

not from the same author but as a direct response. just someone decided "ok, same concept, but all girl's school. they all end up stranded on this island. and it's fine, actually"

anyway newsbots.eu is a shit instance run by shit people who program shit bots and all need to be yote straight into the sun. thank you

@reuters_worldnews@newsbots.eu i swear to fucking god every time you make a news reposting bot with no cws, you are declaring that your toes are forfeit and inviting all and sundry to come break into your house, chop all your toes off, cover all of your pets in non-toxic bubble gum in their fur, and shit in your kitchen sink

@InspectorCaracal yep, the decline in health has been a good thing to weed out the ol' friends list LMAO

and i think i emerged a wiser person in many respects, so i have that going for me at least!

@InspectorCaracal yeeeeah. it especially sticks in my craw of just how much of my art was for them, and now that i have functional friendships, my physical health is at the point where i can't just sit and draw doodles for hours even if i wanted to

ah well. c'est la vie, i guess

anyway i spent all that time trying to figure where i put some old pictures where i actually played a bit of a homebrew pathfinder game online for a bit, and i drew the Obligatory Beach Episode

which i was reminded of with the talk of liches, as one of the characters was a lich. and a lich in a bikini is approaching choice comedy

however i mostly just found older art and the reminder that i spent so much time drawing art for people who promptly kicked me to the curb so, yay for that?

oh hey something that actually holds up in #harpsbadoldart

this is the second commander shepard i have floating around, Indira Shepard

yes that IS an n7 saree

moments after this at some official function, udina made some comment about how "it's not a fancy dress party, she should leave the costume at home" that Indira overheard, and Liara spent the next 15 minutes holding her girlfriend back from Violence because That's Frowned On At Functions Where Champagne Is Served

some quick doodles of my WoW character, tho as of 2013 i'd mostly stopped playing

Harpalyce Bearwarden is why i go by harp most of the time online lmao

at this point in time i think i'd started drawing her with a little bit of boob but mostly muscle. my running gag has always been for her that she's near to flatchested, bowlegged, and takes a shower maybe once every couple of years, so is the direct opposite of the sexy lady night elf seen on screen lmao #harpsbadoldart

cw'd for more titties, but here's an OC i have floating around

say hello to Galatea, because scyllae are kind of underrated and underrepresented as mythological creatures go. also the comedy of her trying to 'pass' as 'just a normal human wearing a really big hoop skirt that barks sometimes' is great #harpsbadoldart

Matriarch Iroh is even more of a delight

mostly bc i just imagine her meeting her actual canon counterpart and going

"hmm well yes this is all very cool, but can you do THIS?", as shown in picture

and iroh of course going "holy shit that's fucking amazing you're your own tea table"

"HELL YEAH IT'S GREAT"

who of course grows up into Matriarch Zuko

who is the perfect example of "asari matriarch that is lovely most of the time, it takes a lot to truly piss her off. however GOD FUCKING HELP YOU IF YOU PISS HER OFF"

also asari zuko immediate post-finale, cw'd for bandages and a titty out because sometimes after beating your sister you end up limping back to the normandy with your chest held together with medigel and your quarian buddy Ka'tara freaking out about it, it's fine, it's fine

hello everyone, it's #harpsbadoldart o'clock because i'm distracted and diving thru shit

atla/mass effect is not a crossover that particularly makes sense, but can i just offer a counterpoint:

asari zuko

@actuallysingular@botsin.space you fool, you knave, florida is already singular

it is one of the many forbidden and cursed floridae

i appreciate the humor of the bot that overcorrects words as if they are latin

but it also assumes all the words it finds are third declension neuter, and that nothing can be either first or second declension, even/especially when that's obviously the case, and it's Driving Me Mildly Bonkers