Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

anyway please don't expect me to do any thinking today because insurance bullshit means i'm without adhd med so. *grimaces loudly*

@InspectorCaracal coming back to this 12 hours later, most of what i know about silent hill is that in most of the games the setting and its monsters act as a sort of purgatory, reflecting the protag's sins and misdeeds and forcing the protag to confront them in some form or fashion. also pyramid head is there. also a dog may have done it in one ending

ABSOLUTELY the most likely place for anakin skywalker to end up tossed into for him to be all "welp i guess we're doing this, okay then"

i have never played a silent hill game myself, however i have a ph.d in vaderology, and that makes me qualified to state that we all know anakin skywalker takes his final breath after reuniting with his son and redeeming himself to the light

and then opens one eye to see pyramid head there and is just like "...yeah ok, fair enough. can the sexy nurses be dressed as sexy politicians on account of my wife and all? excellent, thanks, let's do this then"

tonight's controversial nerd opinion:

we all know, but few admit, that out of all the major star wars characters, anakin skywalker is the one most likely to get himself punted straight into silent hill

does anyone out there have a capybara bara fursona yet? like a capybara that's just big and ripped as hell and ready to get in on the man lovin'

i feel like if this has not been done yet, this is somebody's sword in the stone. this is the concept that they suddenly will realize they have been born to wield

it appears from the timeline that about 80% of people are having some sort of mental breakdown tonight so oeerr

fediverse, may i offer you a capybaras in this trying time

@b it's fuckin ridiculous

especially when i've seen in practice that the proto-incels, in gaming circles, want to sit and whine loudly about how they don't have a girlfriend

then when a girl expresses interest, she gets tossed into next week for not looking exactly like their fav supermodel, on account of being Maybe 10 Pounds Overweight or Having Too Sharp Knees. like, people who are obviously just on physical level out of their league.

AND THEN WONDER WHY THEY'RE ALONE...

it's amazing

@trwnh my harshest opinion is that all of the art repost bots should be obliterated unless they get 1. permission from the user explicitly, or the user has explicitly said they are okay with reposts, 2. they link back with full credit

1 is a big problem that has caused a lot of pixiv artists to outright quit. people pretend that it doesn't exist because language barrier and la la la look at these anime titties

2 is just the sign of an utter shitheel who needs to respect art is effort gdi

@InspectorCaracal @b you are a good and sensible person, i got to the person being super upset at the "i don't know why this dumb joke about not showering persists!! it's just not true!! i'm so offended"

My Dude, If You've Ever Been To An Anime Convention, You Either Get It Or You're Part Of The Problem

@b (the men who show up to be offended, that is. They're Mad At The Truth)

@b i was about to object as well before i saw the tweet, because quite frankly i do sometimes watch anime for the men. i have a type. my type is "anime dilf". i should probably be kinkshamed for this more often. goddamn is kotetsu t. kaburagi a snack.

but then i read the tweet and oh my god yeah this is a thread of men who don't realize they're maybe a 2/10 at best arguing strenuously that they deserve no less than a 10/10, though they will settle for 9/10 if no supermodels are available

@trwnh you're right and you should say it

some bots are fun and nice (like ebooks ones), but if you're horking up news articles or pixiv art - especially if it's not motherfucking content warning'd, I Know Nsfw When I See It Fuckstain Botmakers - unlisted or followers-only or we shoot you out of a cannon into the sun

on that note i'm gonna go play more motherfucking stardew goddamn valley

the 24 hour news cycle of constant panic and anxiety and drama is broken in more ways than you apparently think it is, which is "i like this idea but what if we focused on ANARCHISTS instead??? yeah!!! the only thing wrong with fox news is their political slant!!!!"

absolutely print out your shitty bot's source code on fucking glass, smash your head through it, and then shove it all up your ass. and then fuck off with that nonsense.

anyway if you have a bot that posts news articles and doesn't cw anything, you're a bad person and you should feel bad and that is also shit praxis. if you actually want to not be part of the deluge of the 24 hour news cycle pressing mental stress onto people, at least observe basic courtesy and not shove it in everyone's faces

"but but but you need to know" i don't need to know shit if your method is to come and scream in my face when i am trying to catch my fucking breath you utter wankstick

i swear to god i have muted the same news bot at least three times and it's like a fucking hydra of un-content-warning'd shite

@maple ok that is a bit disappointing but i still recognize the kindred spirit who said "oh you know what's also important and i should save? THESE PUPPY PICTURES"

@maple i feel the tug of recognizing a kindred spirit between myself and this person who filled a superdisk floppy full of dog pictures