Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

@InspectorCaracal don't worry, the spider will be okay. after all, it's now -

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@fibonacci_reminder i'll be honest as awful as it was, at least it wasn't those fucking dubstep oil and coal commercials put out by Power Through America or some fuck like that, obviously made by a committee of people going "why don't the youths like fossil fuels anymore? is it because we need to tell them in neon and with the dubby-steps?? that must be it!! make sure you got the dubby-steps in there, carl!!!"

I AM TERRIFIED ON SOME DEEP LEVEL ON HOW YOUTUBE HAS CLOCKED ME SOMEHOW.

but joke's on them i just have never been able to get into second life, catch me on furcadia instead

YOUTUBE JUST GAVE ME AN AD FOR SECOND LIFE FEATURING PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY MET THEIR PARTNER FEAT. THEIR FURSONAS

@monorail @Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online holy SHIT

hey there's an updated zombo.com these days - https://html5zombo.com/

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online but where's the zombo.com parody

@SapphicGiraffic hmm, is food stuff interesting?

i'm fond of emmymadeinjapan, who does 'weird food videos' but in a way that's oddly calming. and i like that she gives each food a fair shake, and doesn't rush into saying something's gross.

she also has what i can only describe as "big preschool teacher energy" of enthusiasm that is somehow very calming.

she has another channel where she vlogs her beekeeping too!

@InspectorCaracal i'm afraid the keyboard is the spider's now.

i had a very nice nap all afternoon, and by nap i mostly mean one of those naps where you don't actually sleep much but you do a lot of rolling around in bed stretching out which is nice

only somewhat spoiled by my dog, who i love very much, but whose proximity settings are apparently stuck to "barnacle", because she would not settle down unless touching me in some way. this is very sweet in winter. this is not so sweet in summer

@InspectorCaracal i forget who did it and alas am not having much success googling it, but somewhere out there is a brilliant parody of "i am the very model of a modern major-general" but about video game protaganists aka grizzled white dude with brown hair who is probably an alcoholic and also voiced by nolan north

it's just a point of utter ubiquitousness at this point lol

it's not that i'm intentionally being a misandrist in video games, it's just that a game has to bring so so so so so much more to the table to get me interested if i can't play as a girl lol

another example of this is i listened to a history of Metal Slug on youtube because honestly i have seen those games around but didn't know much about them so it's interesting

then i learned in the later games you can choose to play as A GIRL

and i'm like "oh. suddenly i'm actually interested in playing this!"

river city girls is just perfect example of like.

game: hey we're a classic series full of fun action! paramount in the genre!

me: i sleep

game: and in this version you can play as a girl!

me: REAL SHIT?????

@aldersprig IT IS SUCH A WONDERFUL POWERFUL FEELING, ISN'T IT

i wish it wasn't such a rarity, but i'll celebrate it when we get it LOL

it is Extreme Power when the physicians assistant and the physical therapist kinda brush you off after hearing that you did your own research

but then the doctor comes in and goes "yeah that's a pretty solid conclusion, let's chase this down after you're done doing post-surgery pt"

I Am Above And Beyond Smug