Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

i really like the concept of aldi, the idea of store brands only (but quality store brands), etc etc. but real talk

a lot of the things that get cut as minor conveniences for abled folk make it impossible for my disabled ass to shop there

guess which spoonie just discovered instacart delivers aldi to her door

so "woomy" is "booyeah", but what is squidkid for "koba and lui, i'm gonna need you to get the fuck off my shoulders 'cos i can't fucking carry you" #Splatoon2 (yes this happened last night and i'm still salty about it)

my dog has never howled as far as i know but she WILL give plaintive little 'hrooo's along to outkast's 'roses'

"oh, look at poor fallen america! so racist! so full of race problems! i'm so glad nothing of the sort happens over here in enlightened europe!!"

I MAY HAVE SOME BAD NEWS FOR YOU ABOUT WHERE AMERICA GOT THOSE RACIST IDEAS, MY DUDE

basically every time i see yankee nonsense about how only the southern us is racist/bad

i just sort of want to hoist a boombox on my shoulders just let some classic wordsmiths take it away by repeating the chorus over and over: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWju37TZfo0

"yankees saying their shit don't stink".

guess what y'all, it's not just the south that is racist!

and the assumption that the south is full of idiots who deserve misfortune is, in fact, also pretty fucking racist!

also i am greatly missing one emoji from discord, and that is :onomichi:.

yes i have a yakuza server in there for the emojis.

but also this orange's expression of quiet suffering is an INTENSELY relateable mood, good for MANY occasions (not just disappointing children, as shown)

i feel like you can definitely assemble your own joke out of the fact that i went on a rant about how sincerity is worthwhile even though it's not as likely to get you boosts and internet fame,

and that is now going semi-viral with people faving and boosting it. just pip pip pwip like mastodon popcorn over here

i was sitting here wishing sadly that i had the makings of cheese toast, but no bread

then i remembered

GARLIC NAAN IN THE FREEZER

🧀 🍞 ❗ ❗ ❗

...it is a very nice lip balm though.

though it does sting a little sometimes. i think that might be the macadamia nut oil? i should probably avoid macadamia nuts if this is the taste (but uh. macadamia nuts tastey.........)

geekchiccosmetics makes a nice buttery lip balm tho.

"hey wiggly, didn't you just go on a long extended aside about rebutting cringe culture?"

well yes, but, even i have standards. and a tube of Exotic Butters chapstick next to me.

o internet, what is an appropriate amount of shame to have about owning a chapstick that is flavored to be a FNAF joke?

oh. it does help if i actually bring my plate full of meds with me to sit down, if i want to take them.

she's beauty, she's grace, she's

snoring into one of my usb ports

#hollypls #dogsofmastodon

honestly so many ebooks bot posts give me pause because they ALMOST make sense and it makes my brain go "no no hold up let's reread that five times"

before i notice the ebooks bot part of the username

and sincerity is scary. it means letting people in, and that can be terrifying.

but, to sound like a goddamn cheezy middle schooler's poem, letting people in is how you can connect with them as *you*. you have to open the door to let them see *you* first, before you can connect with them.

and those connections are indeed sincerely worth it.

ok, there's great aunt wiggly's talk for the night i guess, i'm gonna go scrub this face mask off

there's a bigger debate here, of course, about if online communities can ever reflect the gestalt beings that are humans in reality, or if at any time humans can reflect every aspect of themselves at all times,

but you don't have to compress yourself down so tightly, i think.

if there are places that want you to compress yourself down that small, maybe push back a little.

maybe decide to take up a bit more space in being sincere.

will it make you less 'quoteable' or 'memeable'? maybe. will it make something that might get you less boosts and favourites? maybe.

but if your online interaction is complete insincerity, you're not looking at interacting with people as much as you are looking at trying to market a product. and *being* that product is going to be exhausting. you are more than a product, and you deserve to sincerely connect with other human beings.