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honestly the more i hear of the latest endeavors, especially the Fantastic Beasts movies, the more i'm really glad i fell out of hardcore love with the Harry Potter series in high school and stopped holding JK Rowling as a serious amazing role model years and years ago

an extremely hot and spicy take 

deep space nine is the best star trek, hands down.

and of deep space nine, the best episode is trials and tribble-ations. hands down. no debate.

don't @ me you know i'm right

orphaned punchline 

It's a knick-knack, Paddy Wack. Give the frog a loan.

teeth levels are critical

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real good parts of (mammalian i guess) pet ownership:

1. warm thing to pet and hold.... softe

2. making increasingly ludicrous nicknames

3. incorporating said nicknames into little songs you sing at them

me: haha, all right, i think i'm starting to learn the local lingo and what people talk about here more!

me: wait

me: ....i have no idea if what is being discussed there is a political movement or a programming language.

me: ....nevermind

....that was on normal though so that s+ was easy to get, but still.

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for real tho i'm so much better at video games with ok pain meds on board

note: this is not as much of a joking status as it may first appear because y'all, it is BUCKWILD how much BETTER AT VIDYER GAEMS i get when my pain is properly controlled!!!!!!!

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god nerfed me by making me a because otherwise i'd be too good at video games and make everyone cry

aldi, my dear, if i could bag my own groceries quickly and reliably, i would be working as a grocery store bagger, not being disabled at home....

so i'm pretty psyched to be able to pay instacart to do that bit for me LOL

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i really like the concept of aldi, the idea of store brands only (but quality store brands), etc etc. but real talk

a lot of the things that get cut as minor conveniences for abled folk make it impossible for my disabled ass to shop there

guess which spoonie just discovered instacart delivers aldi to her door :yell: :yell: :yell:

so "woomy" is "booyeah", but what is squidkid for "koba and lui, i'm gonna need you to get the fuck off my shoulders 'cos i can't fucking carry you" (yes this happened last night and i'm still salty about it)

irony and "lol look at these cringy people caring about people" sucks like fuck. fuck that noise. be sincere about what you like, love, enjoy and connect with each other and the world.

Save the world, by saving yourself, from toxicity.

my dog has never howled as far as i know but she WILL give plaintive little 'hrooo's along to outkast's 'roses'

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