Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

a concept: an episode of #lupinthethird but every so often it just cuts to Goemon in an Office-style 'confessional' where he stares at the camera and just sighs, possibly after making this face in relation to whatever shit Lupin just did

man, i wish PETA would just... fuck off

as carnivorous as i am, there are a lot of good points being made by vegans, and the things that deserve attention are so thoroughly drowned out by PETA's utter fuckwittery

serious business:

"bottoms can't handle spicy food, only tops" wildly inaccurate

ppl who like spicy foods are in fact *all* bottoms because they enjoy their food domming them by causing them pain

this is 100% true.

[fade in, inside of a catholic confession booth]

priest: yes, my child?

me: well, this is my first time here, i'm not sure how this goes...

priest: do not worry, you are free to speak here, go ahead -

me: ok great! i was wondering if i could get this call upgraded to a supervisor, i have some concerns

priest: um

me: i really need to speak to engineering because this 'rotator cuff' feature is entirely too complicated, and this unit sold to me violated Connecticut's 'lemon law' as per -

anyway on a more of a #fibro #spoonie note:

where can i submit a complaint to the design department. shoulders are full of too many little fucking muscles that like to cramp up.

where do i tell the engineering team that this rotator cuff thing needs a serious streamlining

but, you'll still have that habit: "i feel bad, i have to go be angry at someone to feel better".

and when everyone else leaves you, guess who is going to be the only one you'll have handy to be mad at? yep, it's you.

you end up handing self-loathing and self-hatred an all you can eat protein shake buffet to become bigger and tougher and ready to pummel the absolute ever-loving hell of you.

and, well, that's not a good coping strategy, if that's what it ends up doing, right?

more immediately, if you use getting angry as a coping strategy, it's one that's almost always going to end badly. if getting angry at something is your comfort food, you're reinforcing those habits of "i feel bad, i have to go be angry at someone to feel better". eventually that takes over your mode of communicating with most people. and your friends will wander off, because they want to be friends with you, not punching bags you unload on.

what i mean when i say 'anger is addictive' is more like 'anger can become a bad coping strategy'. being righteously angry feels good. it feels very good to reaffirm your beliefs and fight for them and to stand up for a cause.

however that anger and fire needs to be directed and used appropriately. if you have it take over your entire life, you're going to end up screwing yourself. i'm not saying all anger is bad - anger is good and useful - but you gotta be careful with it.

dear pec minor:

could you please not do the thing you are doing

y'know, 'rolling in the deep' isn't a complete improvement, but it's better than 'mm whatcha say'

except it was like a rap remix of said mmm whatcha say which heightened the absurdity here significantly

THIS IS EXTREMELY OMINOUS, PRAY FOR THIS WIGGLYTUFF 2K19

ON HOLD WITH THIS STUDENT LOAN PROVIDER AND THEY'RE PLAYING 'MMM WHATCHA SAY'

however i feel it is the very nature of bullies that as soon as they get the smallest dose of their own medicine, or even any pushback, they immediately throw the largest and most tearful tantrum they possibly can.

if your annual income is in the double digit millions, you don't get to cry about being oppressed by big corporations and about how the megacorps should tangle with someone their own size. your competition IS picking on someone their own size - YOU.

honestly, the entire odious nature of pewdiepie aside (this is a very big aside, i am sorry), that whole thing makes me roll my eyes very hard.

when you are raking in several *billion* dollars a year, you are no longer a small-time one-man creator. yeah, we should be aware of how corporations can steamroll and drown out small creators. but if you're posting an annual income of 15 million, YOU AIN'T SMALL.

the situation may still be david and goliath, but pewds ain't david lmao.

does reporting someone's artwork shown to all on splatoon2 reading "sub to pewdiepie" as advertising count for my good deed for the day?

i'm going to say yes.

do... do i want to know what a pleroma is?

i probably don't, do i?

wait a second, what am i saying, i don't need throw pillows

i have my squishables octopus!

I DON'T NEED THROW PILLOWS, I NEED.... **MORE PLUSHIES!!!!!!!!!!!!**

is the compulsion to worriedly offer hospitality to anyone working in my house an expression of my increasing sympathy with blue collar workers as i become more aware of my privilege and take time to educate myself, or is it just my grandmacore showing?

i think it's 50-50 honestly, but also, see message inscribed on this oven mitt