Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

so how do people horny for lucario anthro girls navigate the whole chest spike thing

is that part of the appeal? The Most Dangerous Motorboating?

oh and then they came back on an alt to call us all snowflakes, cunts, and say they've been treated better on nazi servers.

their kick from me was with the cheerful message of "guess you need to go back to those nazi servers now buddy"

anyway that whole detour in modding ended when, after stomping through pouting about how their mental health was so so bad please give pity it's just so bad (but how DARE anyone suggest 'maybe counseling or a self-help book'), they started in with "does anyone else get soooo jealous of asians because they're naturally pretty"

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seriously though can you. can you imagine. twenty seconds from a bus stop that hooks in directly to other public transport such as trains, subway, and other bus lines. and living in one of not just your country's, but the *world's* most important cities and cultural centers.

and they feel oh so isolated and alone.

meanwhile here i am, unable to drive, which in america means: welcome to being a shut-in! commuter trains don't fucking exist in the south! atlanta may as well be in another state!!!

newcomer to fashion server: it's just so hard, i'm really out in the middle of nowhere

server: oh? where do you live

newcomer: south london!

me: oh, are you far away from a bus stop so you can't access public transportation then?

newcomer: lol no there's one like 20 seconds from my house

me: ....

me: excuse me. pardon everyone. excuse me. just need to step outside for a moment

me: [ 15 MINUTES OF INVECTIVE-FILLED AMERICAN YELLING ]

JUST WHAT SORT OF "MEAT" ARE WE "TENDERIZING" HERE, WAYFAIR.

also looking at the weather radar is somewhat intimidating. glad that i'm south enough that we're only going to get rain, but phew

RIP 'bama

PLUS i get to get cozy with my mermaid tail blanket (which my dog likes because it makes sitting on my legs extra cozy). so, win-win-win.

laptop gaming: IT'S THE FUTURE.

AND i get to game with my dog snuggling me off to one side, flopped on the recliner arm.

do YOU get to do that with AN OFFICE CHAIR WITH A DESKTOP YOU SIT AT?

N O P E

we all know who is the real winner folks!!! (me and my laptop!!!!)

honestly, many people say that proper gaming can only be done on a desktop pc.

but i get to game with my dog sitting between my feet as they are up in my recliner.

i think we all know who's the real winner there

well, the last thing i posted to discord (because i rebooted it on account of my mod powers not working correctly in a server) was this

prophetic innit

so,

if katsudon is rice bowl with pork cutlet,

and gyudon is rice bowl with beef,

and unadon is rice bowl with eel,

...

what's a mastodon,

i posted this picture of my superior organizing skills and overnight two of the hooks fell off

so uh.... i think i might try hooks UNDER the shelves... the adhesive on the hooks is rated for up to 25 pounds, but they're also bigger than the edge of that shelf...

worst case scenario i'll find some cute hooks that actually screw in to the got dam wall lmao

whoops no wonder i'm stuck watching it try to connect after seeing a mysterious glitch in my mod powers, discord is down lol

at least i know from twitter that it ain't just me

organizing means making things cute right? right.

also honestly the more i hear it the less i buy "i was just trying to be shocking when i said that offensive stuff"

if you knew it was shocking you knew it was gonna be shocking for a reason, sugartits. don't put that in ya mouth if ya don't want the consequence

like you know it's bad when i - She Of The Proud Mayonnaise Blood - notice this shit

so much of this is just a nice coat of Sassy Gay Best Friend whitewash over black culture. forgive me if i don't think the "but i promise i didn't actually SAY the n-word!" is insincere when i see somebody lip synching along to a Nicki Minaj song in drag makeup while his followers screech DRAG HER SIS! SNATCH THAT WEAVE!... there's a base level of respect just not there and present for black creators

so, while watching videos about 'makeup artist drama' and so on because fuck you i'm full of nyquil and bad choices,

cis white dudes doing drag and in the makeup artist world aren't doing much more than gentrifying what black women have already done, huh