Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

so there you have it everyone, darth vader's breakdown-related disassociation is vocaloids

"so i keep having this dream that i'm strangling you to death. oh also i think that if i just kill myself it would be beautiful and wonderful and the world would be right again!"

JUST LOOK AT THIS https://lyricstranslate.com/en/meltdown-roshin-yuukai-meltdown.html

LISTEN. I DON'T CARE THAT THIS SONG WAS POPULARIZED BY VOCALOIDS.

IT IS ESSENCE OF ANAKIN SKYWALKER/DARTH VADER

THAT IS WHAT HIS HEAD IS PLAYING 24/7 Y'ALL

oh thank goodness, i finally found a nice male cover of Meltdown so i can add this song with impunity to basically every darth vader/anakin skywalker playlist i ever create without getting immediately scoped for weeb shit by way of vocaloid nonsense

the infinite sadness of having fat calves when you find cute knee-high boots

every puzzle game by sierra is harder than any soulsborne game and that's just the truth folks

if you want just difficulty, go weep into a king's quest game

you won't like it

you will, in fact, hate it

but it's harder than dark souls

proposal: we erase "the dark souls of ____" from our vocabularies

we replace it with "sierra hard"

idk this looks like a p interesting little meme but i can guarantee my opinions will not be as coherent and knowledgeable as others but anyway (cr1itikal voice) let's do this shit

my dog is sulking at me because i'm not in bed

either she can tell i'm sick and i'm sicker than i think i am, or she's being a brat

i don't even understand the miku hatsunes but i feel like some weeb needs to get on being the first person to post the lyrics to double lariat with spinny text

ok that's genuinely fucking obnoxious to do that much spinny text don't worry i'm done

[spin]that sound you hear is definitely maple raising the banhammer and about to smite me[/spin]

[spin]i hope y'all are ready for me to communicate exclusively in spinning text now[/spin]

YESSSS IT WORKS

aw man why it no work

oh well i will figure it out later

[large=2x][spin]FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS[/spin][/large]

you know what game we REALLY need on the switch?

recettear

me: wrow why do i feel crummy

my body, with a temperature of 101.9: yeah that's a fucken mystery that will never be solved for sure buddy

light therapy lamp pros: does genuinely seem to improve mood, helps keep me on day schedule a bit

light therapy lamp cons: Oh My God My Keyboard Is Filthy

i should maybe learn to contour someday but honestly i have the round face of a chubby victorian cherub so i really don't think any amount of bronzer is going to magically fix that