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i saw a recipe from the 70's (provided below)

and i actually went

"i can see that working, if you change the bread that filling is served with. but, actually... the filling wouldn't quite work, so... honestly.... .............i think it needs maybe a little cheese? but definitely... some mayonnaise"

i'm so sorry everyone. i have definitely hit critical whiteness. please don your protective safety gear

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[corrected] lifehack: set your product's price to $6.08 so you can have it be on sale for 69% of the normal price and cost $4.20

man, there's nothing like "incredible joint pain with rain and changes in barometric pressure" to make you feel fucking geriatric. i'm on a whole 'nother level of -ing right now

his name is MUFFIN and he is VERY GOOD

he exited the incubator and immediately went upstairs, inspected the view, and then flopped down by the news terminal. absolutely stunning

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anyway if i get started we're gonna be here forever but needless to say, my disappointment about the season 1 finale of legend of korra is boundless and infinite. i can probably be awoken from a comatose state if someone says "the equalists were trash who didn't have any good points anyway, just some entitled non-benders" into my ear

honestly though the equalists are right

i have a lot of feelings on this subject

but mostly, it is an INCREDIBLY white dude answer that bryke gave of "well they elected a president from the oppressed group, offscreen, between seasons, so that fixed absolutely everything and we never have to mention this fundamental disenfranchisement built into this society ever again", AND I'M STILL PISSED ABOUT IT, BRYKE!!!!!

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i keep thinking about how i should give Legend of Korra another chance

but i always just end up mad at the season one finale because THE EQUALISTS ARE RIGHT, ACTUALLY

Someone on Twitter mentioned that in some regions of Germany, a common idiom for whenever there's mist in the forest is "The foxes are making coffee", and thought the image was evocative enough for an illustration.

Well, I took the bait! 🦊☕

#MastoArt #CreativeToot #Lineart

in which a wigglytuff is weary of politics 

i expect a thousand motherfuckers are about to jump on me for not having proper ideological purity

but like

y'all

please.

let's please keep in mind solutions for getting trump out of power so he can stop his fascist dream, instead of "we must choose the most ideologically pure, so that we can feel smug while decrying the latest round of horrible violations from beloved-dictator-for-life trump"

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in which a wigglytuff is weary of politics 

"which democratic candidate do you support, harp?"

whichever one is going to be most likely to push trump out of fucking office

so i have instead of a coat, this little short cloak

i love it and it has bunny ears on the hood

i think i'm settling more into the fediverse because today i reached up to adjust the ears and just thought, "hehehe i'm bune" a la @maple , @lynnesbian , etc.

anyway i am low on social spoons and ouchy but Still Here

my shoulder has decided that suddenly, it absolutely hates rainy weather. oh it's rainy? enjoy your 8 out of 10 pain

which i hate because that's around about the time i start getting kinda queasy.

but on the plus side, nerve pain don't play like that. it's other type of shit. which means more likely they'll be able to do something about it when they chase down what it is!

me: *doesn't post on social media for multiple days, barely talks on discord*

me: wow why do i feel so lonely and socially isolated

:blobthonkang: HUH THAT'S A MYSTERY

posting here just in case

hey if you play on switch and have the kubrow incubator thingey built

and you'd like for me to come be your resident lump of meat in a corner

i would really like a clan to help me not kill my space dogs lol. i usually just solo but my puppers........

i wrote a big longer post here reddit.com/r/warframeclanrecru if you wish to peruse it

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